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So once we get outside I get this guy 我们一出来 我就从背后
in a rear naked choke and he passes out. 抱住他 给他绞晕了
- Oh, fuck, really? - Yeah. - 天 真的? - 没错
- That's terrible. - No, it was awesome. - 这可不好 - 不 很解气
I'm Robbie Barkley and you're watching "Hollywood Extreme." 我是Robbie Barkley 你正在收看的是"极端好莱坞"
Another young man comes forward with allegations 最近又一位年轻人宣称
that he was sexually molested by Michael Jackson 他在梦幻庄园游玩时曾被
while visiting the neverland ranch. 迈克尔·杰克逊性骚扰
Parents claimed to keep the secret under wraps 他父母一直隐瞒此事
because they loved his music. 因为他们爱迈克尔的歌
Why don't they just leave him alone? 为什么媒体总是说他坏话?
All Michael ever wanted to do was make people happy. 迈克尔一心想给人们带来欢乐
That's all he wanted to do. People don't know what happened 仅此而已 那些人又没亲眼看见
between him and those kids. They weren't there. 他对孩子干嘛了 他们又不在场
They're just a bunch of jealous haters. 他们就是羡慕嫉妒恨
I hate people who say bad things about Michael Jackson. 我讨厌别人说迈克尔·杰克逊的坏话
I fucking hate haters. 最恨说坏话的
I hate my neighbors. 我恨我的邻居
The constant cacophony of stupidity 这些从隔壁不停传来的
that pours from their apartment is absolutely soul-crushing. 吵闹又愚昧的言论让我崩溃
I looked him right in the eye. 我就直直地盯着他
I go, "you're retarded" and I punched him right in the face. 骂他脑残 然后冲他脸来了一拳
It doesn't matter how polite I ask them 不管我每次多礼貌地要求他们
to practice some common courtesy. 注意最起码的公德
They're incapable of comprehending 他们就是不明白
that their actions affect other people. 其所作所为对别人的困扰
They have a complete lack of consideration for anyone else 他们眼中根本没有其他人
and an overly developed sense of entitlement. 自私到了极点
They have no decency, no concern, no shame. 没教养 没爱心 也不知羞耻
They do not care that I suffer 他们从不在乎我
from debilitating migraines and insomnia. 不在乎我偏头痛还严重失眠
They do not care that I have to go to work 不在乎我明天还得上班
or that I want to kill them. 不在乎我想杀他们的念头
I know it's not normal to want to kill them. 我知道 正常人不会想着去杀人的
But I also know that I am no longer normal. 但我也清楚 自己早就不正常了
I hate that baby. 我恨那婴儿
I hate that baby's fat, stupid face. 我恨那张又肥又蠢的脸
Hey, buddy. What's wrong? 喂 老兄 出什么事了?
A lot. 大事
I'm Robbie Barkley and this has been "Hollywood... 我是Robbie Barkley 您正在收看的是"好莱坞...
- Take it easy, bro. - I'm not your bro. - 老兄 悠着点 - 别叫我老兄
Oh, God. 天啊
Please don't shoot. I have a baby. 求求你 别开枪 我还有个孩子
Look at this. Look at this. This is tragic. 看着 瞧这个 悲剧啊
Oh, God. 天哪
What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan? 琳赛·洛翰发什么疯?
上帝保佑美国
She used to have a lot of potential. I don't know what happened. 她以前挺有潜力的 真不知道怎么成这样了
It's the most hilarious ringtone ever. 想要史上最搞笑的铃音吗
Just text "pig far... 只需编辑短信"小猪放...
controversial reverend Artemus Goran 极具争议的牧师Artemus Goran
and his supporters are back in the news, 以及他的拥护者们近日现身于
this time protesting at a cancer victim's funeral. 一位癌症患者的葬礼旁游行示威
God hates fags! God hates fags! 基佬遭天谴! 基佬遭天谴!
God hates fags! 基佬遭天谴!
Velocitea. It's in your face. 快凉茶 凉爽扑面而来
Coming up on "Tuff Gurlz"... 接下来为您播放"野蛮女生"...
Lucy, you XXX skank. Don't you XXX disrespect me. Lucy 你这个贱货 你XX竟敢小看我
Bring it on! 来啊!
Did your mother XXX poop in my food? 你XX敢站我头上拉屎?
What? What? 你干嘛?
You bitch! 你个婊子!
I think she's a traitor and should be tried for treason. 要我说 她就是个叛徒 应该判叛国罪
Look, just because she lost her son in the war 就算她儿子在战争中死亡
does not give her the right to disrespect 她也没有权利去无视
all of our brave sons and daughters 那些为祖国奋斗前线的
who are serving our country right now. 勇士们的奉献
Frankly, I think her son's better off dead, 我说实话 还好她儿子死了
because now he doesn't have to see the jerk 他在九泉之下也看不到
that his mother has turned into. 他老妈做的蠢事了
Now, I know, I know, before you all start flying off the handle 我知道 你们肯定想朝我扔西红柿
with, "Oh, Mike, how can you be so heartless?" 心想 "天啊 Mike 你怎么这么无情?"
Let me remind you there's three things I love... 但我重申一遍 我所爱的是...
my mother, my country, 我的母亲 我的祖国
and the men and women who fight the fight over there 以及在前方艰苦战斗的人们
so we don't have to fight it here. 是他们保障了祖国的安定
That's it for "Fuller talk." 这是"Fuller有话说"节目
You've heard the end of the statement. 今晚要说的就是这些
Remember to order all your "Fuller talk" products 购买"Fuller有话说"周边产品
at the 800 number at the bottom of the screen. 请拨打屏幕下方的热线
We still got plenty of t-shirts available. 我们的T恤还有存货
The boys were caught after setting the homeless man on fire 一群男孩在流浪汉身上纵火
and then posting video footage of the attack online. 还把视频传到网上 警方闻讯将他们逮捕
- "Dumb nutz!" - "Dumb nutz!" - "蛋碎了!" - "蛋碎了!"
"Dumb nutz!" "蛋碎了!"
Oh, XXX. 噢 XXX
- Dude, are you all right? - Oh, XXX. - 老兄 你还好吗? - 真XXX
"Dumb nutz!" "蛋碎了!"
We have a press that just gives him a free pass 媒体给他一路绿灯
because he's black so he doesn't 就因为他是黑人 他就不用
have to work hard like the rest of us 像他人一样辛苦努力
who play by the rules. 赚钱养家
That is the world we live in, ladies and gentlemen. 社会就是如此 女士先生们
- What's your name? - Steven Clark. - 你叫什么? - Steven Clark
What are you singing for us, Steven Clark? 你今天来唱什么 Steven Clark?
# Do you know where you're going to? # # 你知不知道 你要去哪里? #
# Do you like the things # # 你热爱生活 #
# that life is showing you? # # 给予你的一切吗? #
# Where are you going to? # # 你要去哪里? ? #
# Do you know? # # 你知道吗? #
# Did you get what you're hoping for? # # 你如愿以偿了吗? #
# When you look behind you, there's no... # # 当你回首往事 是否没有... #
God, stop it. I'm stopping you. 上帝啊 停下 别唱了
# What are you hoping for? # # 你的愿望呢? #
Okay, okay, stop. 好了 行了 别唱了
I'm hoping that you'll stop. Stop, please. 我的愿望就是你别再唱了 停下
You are kidding me, right? 你开什么国际玩笑?
You're wasting our time, Steven. 你这是浪费我们时间 Steven
What are you doing? Stop bowing. 你干嘛? 别鞠躬了
Just stop everything and listen to me. 站着别动 听我说
Do you... 你...
Do you have a mental problem? 你脑子被门夹了么?
No. 没
Go get some psychiatric help. 你去找精神病医生吧
I'll see you in Hollywood. 那好莱坞见
- No, you won't. - I can't answer that question. - 不 不会再见了 - 这可说不准
He also killed his wife and mother, 他还杀害了他的妻子和母亲
bringing the total to 16 dead and 33 wounded 这事发生在一个噩梦般的下午
all in one tragic afternoon. 造成16人死亡 33人受伤
A former altar boy and eagle scout, 他曾是侍童 还是雄鹰童子军
he climbed the university of Texas clock tower in 1966, 然而接受过海军训练的他
and using his high-powered rifles and marine training, 1966年爬上德州大学钟楼顶 架起一把步枪
he became America's first spree killer. 成了美国历史上第一个杀人狂
Meet Steven Clark, 这是Steven Clark
the newest star from last night's "American superstarz." 他在昨晚的"美国巨星"中一唱成名
Now, if you missed the show, 如果你昨晚没看到
you might want to plug your ears for this one. 那接下来这段可不容错过
# Do you know where you're going to? # # 你知道旅途的终点吗? #
# What are you hoping for? # # 你的愿望呢? #
Okay, okay, stop. I'm hoping that you'll stop. 好了 停 我的愿望就是你别再唱了
That's my favorite part of the show 这节目最好看的就是
when they have the crazies on. 总有这么些傻子
I know, I feel so guilty for laughing, but it is so funny. 是啊 虽然嘲笑别人不太好 但这太好笑了
Makeup! This is ridiculous. 补妆! 笑死人了
- Morning. - Yeah? - 早上好 - 怎么了?
- Who is it? - You blocked me in again. - 谁啊? - 你又挡到我的车了
You blocked yourself in, bro. 是你自己没停好 老兄
Okay. 好吧
Can you move your car? I'm running kind of late. 能不能移一下你的车? 我快迟到了
- Now? - Yeah. - 现在吗? - 是啊
Tell him to park his car away from us. 叫他别老停我们车边上
Fine. 好的
Do you know where the remote is? 车钥匙在哪?
Dude, you need to leave yourself more room. 老兄 你下次停远点
Right. 好的
In fact, 40% of adult Americans 其实 我国四成的成年人
cannot read above a fourth grade level. 连小学四年级的阅读能力都不到
When high schoolers were asked 而当高中生们
what living American they would want to be, 被问及人生偶像时
the majority of girls answered Kim Kardashian 大多数女生都说是金·卡戴珊(社交名媛)
and the majority of boys answered 大多数男生都想成为
any male cast member on "the Jersey shore." "泽西海岸"中的男演员
We are listener-supported radio. 本电台全靠听众的支持
We can only stay on the air with... 您的捐赠将帮助...
I'm really late, Ed. 我真要迟到了 Ed
铭记911
How about you remember how to park your fucking car? 你他妈还是先记好怎么停车吧
Hey, if he plays this well with one testicle, 嘿 他就一个蛋也能弹这么好
maybe the whole team should get cancer. 那祝他整个乐队都得癌症吧
Oh, send all angry letters and cards to the e-man here. 让投诉信来得更猛烈一些吧
What? Ok, well, i'm the bad guy, right? 怎么? 好吧 我是唱黑脸的对吧?
I'm just saying what you're all thinking. 我说的可都是你们的心里话
This ain't your daddy's sports show. 这可不是你老爸的体育节目
The mucho macho Grande burrito mascheesmo experience! 宇宙超级无敌一级棒!
It's extreme. 极限体验
This is my most favorite part of "American superstarz"... "美国巨星"这节目最好看的就是
when they have the retards on. 那些傻子唱歌
- I know what you mean. - This thing is crazy. - 就是啊 - 太好笑了
We're giving you backstage passes, 我们会让你从后台溜进去
and all you have to do is touch her on the tit 你就冲上去摸她奶
and maybe box a little bit. 揉一下也行
Jesus, how long have you worked on this show 老天 你在这档节目做这么久
and you don't know how to screen the dirty girls? 居然还不知道怎么拍这些骚货?
We want to see blood, we want to see tears, 要玩真的 让她们哭
we want to see one of you whores get knocked out. 让她们哭着回家找妈妈
Hit her in her defective tit. 快去摸她奶
- Hi. - What's up? You called. - 喂 - 你刚打来什么事?
I was just trying to figure out what time to pick up Ava tomorrow. 我想问你明天什么时候能去接Ava
Ava says she doesn't want to visit you. Ava说她不想见你
- Yeah, well, she'going to. - Frank, I can't make her. - 明天是我带她 - Frank 我不能逼她
Yes, you can, you're the adult. 可以的 你是大人
Put her on the phone. 让她接电话
All right. 好吧
Hey, Ava, honey. 嘿 Ava 亲爱的
It's your dad. 是你爸爸
I'm doing something important. 我这正忙着呢
Well, maybe you could press pause? 你可以暂停一下吧?
But I'm almost to the next level! 但我快升级了!
Hit pause. 快暂停
Hi, daddy. 喂 老爸
Hey, kid. You excited to come see me tomorrow? 嘿 女儿 明天就可以见到我了 高兴吧?
- I want to stay with mommy. - Why? - 我想和妈妈呆在一起 - 为什么?
Because there's nothing to do at your house. 因为在你家什么玩的都没有
What do you mean there's nothing to do? We do lots of stuff. 怎么会没有玩的呢? 很多玩的啊
We play in the park. We go to the zoo. 可以去公园玩 动物园也行
- We make art. - Your house is boring. - 要不一起画画 - 那好无聊啊
Well, you're coming to see me. 反正明天是我带你
- Do you have a present for me? - No. - 你给我准备礼物了吗? - 没
- Hey. - Where'd she go? - 嗨 - 她呢?
She just handed the phone back. 她把手机还给我了
You know, I should never have let you move her out of town. 我真不应该让你带着她搬到乡下去
Frank, she didn't like to come visit Frank 我们还在Syracuse的时候
you even when we lived in Syracuse. 她也不想见你
All right, well, Alison, 好吧 Alison
see what you can do about changing her mind, okay? 你再劝劝她 行吧?
Bye. 拜拜
So we're done talking? 那没别的事了吧?
No, Brad... oh, hey, listen. 没了 Brad... 哦对
Um, I'm not sure I remembered to tell you, 不知道跟你说了没
but... 呃...
Brad and I are getting married. 我和Brad要结婚了
Well, tell Brad 那告诉Brad
when he's down there to smell my balls, all right? 我艹他丫的 好吗?
Frank says hi. Frank向你问好
Tell him hi back. 我也向他问好
Bye, Ava. 再见 Ava
Alison, get her to come, okay? Alison 一定要让她来 好吗?
It means everything to me. 她就是我的一切
God, Frank, I'll try, all right? 好吧 Frank 我尽力 行吗?
You are such a drama queen. 你真爱小题大作
Drama queen, drama queen, daddy is a drama queen. 小题大作 小题大作 老爸就爱小题大作
Yeah, thanks. 是啊 谢了
- Hi, Karen. - Hi. - 嗨 Karen - 嗨
Oh, here's that book I was telling you about. 对了 这就是我跟你说的那本书
Thanks. 谢谢
True, true. 没错 没错
But you know what I was thinking? 但你知道我怎么想吗?
If he plays that good with only one testicle, 他就一个蛋也能弹这么好
maybe the whole team should get cancer. 我祝他整个乐队都得癌症吧
- Oh, killed it, boss. - I can't believe you said that. - 一针见血 老板 - 你好毒舌啊
Oh, come on. I'm just saying what you're all thinking. 拜托 我就是把你们心里话说出来了
Oh, my God. I feel so sad for him. 天呐 我真可怜他
- Is he for real? - Yes, he's for real. - 他是认真的? - 是啊
He was on "phat boy" this morning. 他今早还上了"酷小子"节目
Yeah, that's real, all right. Real bad. 是啊 是真的 真心糟糕
Oh, you're real bad. 你才糟糕呢
I think he's good. 我觉得他还不错
Not. 才怪
Oh, you got me. 你忽悠我
I think I hurt my back on that one. 我不行了 笑得腰抽筋了
You probably like it secretly. 其实你喜欢他吧
See, right there. 看 快看
Oh! 啊!
What about you, Frank? 你什么看法 Frank?
Did you see that freak on "American superstarz" last night? 你看到昨晚"美国巨星"里的那个极品了没?
What? 什么?
Last night, the freak on "American superstarz." 昨晚"美国巨星"里那弱智
No. 没
I mean, yes. I saw that guy accidentally. 我知道他 换台的时候看到的
I don't watch "American superstarz." 我一般不看"美国巨星"
You don't watch it, but you saw him? 你不看节目 但你知道他?
- Yeah, right. - What, are you too good for the show? - 是啊 - 怎么 你不屑于看这档节目?
Yeah. 是啊
I'm too good for a karaoke contest 我不屑于看这种在一帮
that makes stars out of people with no talent. 庸人里选明星的唱歌比赛
You can't say that, dude. 这你就不对了 老兄
Some of those kids have real talent. 有些人是有真本事的
No, they don't. They have good pitch. 不 他们就是能唱高音
They're relatively clean. 声音比较清亮
They're nonthreatening to little girls and old ladies. 也就迷迷小女生和老妇女
They have the ability to stand in line 只有她们会挤在
with a stadium full of other desperate and confused people. 愚昧无知的人群中去看现场
But I assure you, they are talent-free. 但那些歌手毫无天赋
Yeah, well, I bet 32 million people would disagree with you, bro. 你这话肯定会被三千两百万观众鄙视的
Cause that's how many people called in 去年总决赛就有这么多
to vote last year on the finale. 观众投了票
I wish I was a super genius inventor 要我是个天才发明家
and could come up with a way to make a telephone 我就要发明一种电话
into an explosive device that was triggered 在里面植入爆炸装置
by the "American superstarz" voting number. 只要给"美国巨星"投票就会引爆
Battery could explode and leave a mark on the face 电池炸到脸上 留下伤疤
so I could know who to avoid talking to before they even talked. 这样的话 我就可以避开这些傻逼了
Yeah, I could look and say, 我就冷冷地对他们说
"No, you're not gonna be saying anything "你别和我说话
that's gonna add any value to my life." 说了也是白搭"
Yeah, but it's funny. I mean, you've got to admit that. 是啊 但还是很好笑 对吧
Steven Clark, that's funny shit, Frank. Steven Clark这货 笑死个人了 Frank
It's not nice to laugh at someone who's not all there. 嘲笑别人唱歌跑调不厚道
It's the same type of freak show distraction 古代帝国没落之际都会有
that comes along every time a mighty empire starts collapsing. 这种脑残秀 来转移大家的注意力
"American superstarz" is the new coliseum. "美国巨星"就是当代的角斗场
And I won't participate in watching a show 我可不想每周和你们一样
where the weak are torn apart every week for our entertainment. 为弱肉强食欢呼喝彩
I'm done, really. 我受够了 真的
Everything is so cruel now. 社会太残酷了
I just want it all to stop. 我真想了结这一切
- I feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston. - I know, it's tragic. - 詹妮弗·安妮斯顿真可怜 - 是啊
And I don't care how many foreigners she adopts, 不管安吉丽娜·朱莉收养了多少孤儿
- I do not like Angelina Jolie. - Me either. - 我就是不喜欢她 - 我也是
I mean, nobody talks about anything anymore. 你看 现在没人讨论身边的事了
They just regurgitate everything they see on TV 天天只会重复电视上的内容
or hear on the radio or watch on the web. 还有电台和网站上的话题
When was the last time you had a real conversation with someone 还记得上一次和别人静下来谈心吗?
without somebody texting 不玩手机
or looking at a screen or a monitor over your head? 不看电脑或电视 就这么面对面
You know, a conversation about something that wasn't 聊的话题不是什么
celebrities, gossip, sports or pop politics? 名人 绯闻 运动 主流政治
You know, something... 而是...
something important or something personal. 重要的 私人的话题
You know what? 知道吗?
Taint and Jeff were talking about that this morning. Taint和Jeff今早就在谈这个话题
They were saying how their freedom of speech is in jeopardy. 就是说现在言论自由受到了威胁
What, you don't listen to them either? 难道你也不听这个节目?
No, I don't. 不听
What, are you more of a K.T. and the snake pit type of guy? 怎么难道你是活在自己的世界里吗?
'Cause those guys are pussies, Frank. 那可真是没种 Frank
All right? And they stole everything they got from Taint and Jeff. 懂吗? 这理论完全就是抄Taint和Jeff的 297
I really don't like any of them. 我对他俩一点好感没有
How can you say that, bro? 你怎么能这么说呢 老兄?
So maybe they're not politically correct, but it's funny, Frank. 是 他们不怎么政治正确 但他们可搞笑了 Frank
Well, seeing as how I'm not afraid of foreigners or people with vaginas, 大概因为我不怕外国人和妇女们吧
I guess I'm just not their target audience. 当不了他们的受众
You don't get it. If you got it, you wouldn't be so offended. 那是你不懂 懂了你就不会这么偏激了
Oh, I get it and I am offended. 哦 我懂 但就是讨厌他们
Not because I got a problem with bitter, 我才没不爽那些哀怨的
predictable, whiny, millionaire disk jockeys 无脑的 碎碎念的 富翁电台DJ
complaining about celebrities or how tough their life is 天天抱怨名人和生活的艰辛
while I live in an apartment with paper-thin walls 他们不知道我住着隔音奇差的公寓
next to a couple of neanderthals 恰巧隔壁是一对野人
who instead of a baby decided to give birth 还操蛋的生了一个自带
to some kind of nocturnal civil defense air raid siren 夜间民防空袭警报器功能的小孩
that goes off every fucking night like it's pearl harbor. 搞得我每晚都像在珍珠港一样
I'm not offended that they act as it's my responsibility 我也没不爽他们天天毒舌那些弱者
to protect their rights to pick on the weak like pack animals 还把听众拿出来挡舆论谴责
or that we're supposed to support their freedom of speech 我们得捍卫他们的言论自由
when they don't give a fuck about yours or mine. 而他们却对听众的言论不屑一顾
So you're against freedom of speech now? 你还反对言论自由了?
That's in the "Bill of Rights", man. 这可是违反"人权法案"啊
I would defend their freedom of speech 如果他们的言论自由受到威胁的话
if I thought it was in jeopardy. 我是该挺身而出
I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, 我是该支持他们打着前卫的旗号
bigoted, blow-job, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes 去说那些 脑残 偏激 下作
all under the guise of being edgy. 充斥着各种歧视的笑话
But that's not the edge. That's what sells. 但这不是前卫 这只是他们的卖点
They couldn't possibly pander any harder 他们为了收听率
or be more commercially mainstream 去迎合大众趣味
because this is the "oh, no, you didn't say that" generation 因为现在是毒舌横行的年代
where a shocking comment has more weight then the truth. 真相往往被夸张的评论所淹没
No one has any shame anymore. 羞耻心不复存在了
And we're supposed to celebrate it. 而我们却为此欢呼
I saw a woman throw a used tampon 我昨晚在电视上看见
at another woman last night on network television. 一个女人朝别人扔用过的卫生棉条
A network that bills itself as today's woman's channel. 这频道还说自己是当代女性的象征
Kids beat each other blind and post it on YouTube. 小年轻互相殴打 还传到YouTube上
I mean, do you remember when eating rats 还记得当年看"幸存者"们
and maggots on "survivor" was shocking? 吃老鼠和蛆那种震撼吗?
It all seems so quaint now. 现在大家好像司空见惯了
I'm sure the girls from "2 girls 1 cup" 保不准"两女一杯"里的女孩们(著名重口电影)
are gonna have their own dating show on vh1 any day now. 哪天就会在VH1台开个相亲节目
I mean, why have a civilization anymore 如果我们都不做文明人
if we no longer are interested in being civilized? 那要文明的社会有毛用?
Frank. Frank啊
Can I see you in my office? 你能来我办公室一趟吗?
Uh, yeah, sure. 好 没问题
Come on in. Have a seat. 进来吧 找地方坐
You know Ronald from H.R. 人事部的Ronald你认识的
- Yeah, yeah. Hello. - Hi. - 是啊 你好 - 嗨
Frank, there's no easy way to bring this up, Frank 我也不跟你绕弯子了
so let's just cut to the chase. 我就直说了吧
What is your relationship to Karen in reception? 你和前台的Karen现在是什么关系?
Frank, what is your relationship to Karen in reception? Frank 你和前台的Karen是什么关系?
Oh, well, I just started talking to her recently. 哦 我和她最近才搭上话的
She was very nice. We sit together at lunch. 她人还不错 我们一起吃过午饭
Is something wrong? 有什么问题吗?
What is she accused of? 她做错什么事吗?
I find it hard to believe that she would ever do anything to hurt the company. 我觉得她不会做出对公司不利的事情
I see. 知道了
Did you send Karen flowers to her home? 你有往Karen家送过花吗?
Yeah, I did. 送过
Why? 为什么要送呢?
Well, she said she was having a bad day 哦 那天她说她心情不太好
and I thought it would make her feel better. 我想让她开心点
How did you get her address? 你怎么知道她家的地址的?
I looked it up. 我查了一下
I went in her records. 好吧 我翻了她的档案
You understand that's a huge violation of company policy, right? 你知道 这是严重违反公司条例的行为 对吧?
Well, yeah, but I didn't want to have them delivered to the office. 知道 但我不想直接把花送到办公室
I didn't want to embarrass her. 我不想让她难堪
Frank, I'm going to have to let you go. Frank 抱歉我只能开除你了
You're kidding, right? 你在开玩笑吧?
No, Frank, I'm not kidding. 没有 Frank 我是说真的
This company has a strict no-tolerance policy 公司对工作场合的骚扰行为
about harassment in the workplace 是零容忍的立场
and, well, Karen doesn't feel safe with you employed here. 你要是继续在这工作 Karen也不安心
She's never said anything like that to me. 可她从来没跟我说过啊
Why don't I go talk to her and then we'll... 要不我去找她谈谈 然后...
Frank, listen to me for a second. Frank 你听我说
Now... 现在...
I want you to leave quietly. 你就安静地离开吧
Don't harass Karen or anyone else on the staff as you leave. 你走的时候 就不要再骚扰Karen或者其他员工了
Your severance checks will be mailed to you. 你的遣散金公司会邮寄给你的
This is ridiculous. I've been here 11 years. 这太荒唐了 我在这里工作11年了
I know, Frank. I know it's ridiculous. 我知道 Frank 我知道很荒唐
But it's not me. It's the higher-ups. 但我无能为力 是上级的指示
Let me know if you need a recommendation. 如果你要推荐信 就来找我
Would you ask her for my book back? 你能让她把我的书还给我吗?
He wants his book back. 他想要回他的书
Thank you, Danny. 谢谢 Danny
市政大厦指南
A tumor this size is very dangerous. 这么大的肿瘤是很危险的
Unfortunately, surgery to remove it 不幸的是 手术去除的危险
can be just as dangerous as leaving it. 也一样大
I advise you to discuss this... 所以我建议你和...
with your family. 家人商量一下
I'm sorry. Oh, got to take this. 不好意思 我得接个电话
Yeah? 喂?
What? 什么?
I wanted the one with the moon roof. 我要带玻璃天窗的
The... the... no, like the one we test drove. 那... 那... 不是 就是我们试驾过的那种
I'm going to fuck you. 我艹你丫的
I'm going to come down to that dealership 我等下就去代理商那里
and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, you understand? 艹翻你 听懂了吗?
I'm going to come down there, I'm gonna rip your cock off, 我就冲过去把你蛋扯下来
I'm gonna shove it right up... 一分两半...
no, you know what? I'm gonna tear the cock off 算了 我就扯到你蛋疼
that giant purple gorilla and shove that up your ass. 再找人狠狠地爆你的菊花
Yes, maybe then you should look into a moon roof. 好 快去找带玻璃天窗的车
Yeah, that'd be great. 是的 那最好不过
Thank you. 谢了
Do you have any family? 你有家人吗?
No, not really. 都不联系了
Sir. 先生
You can't be here. 你不能坐在这里
This Tuesday, forget everything you know about bowling. 这周二 我们将颠覆保龄球
This is bowling on steroids. 这就是热血保龄球
"Bowling beatdown raw." "保龄之战"
You think you know bowling? 你懂保龄球?
Suck it. 傻了吧
All right, people, make me happy. 好了各位 来点笑料吧
What do you got? Give me something. 都有啥? 爆点料吧
We got this dude Steven Clark from "American superstarz." "美国巨星"里这个Steven Clark
He is a freak, right? Ridiculous. Very funny. 他是弱智啊 对吧? 真搞笑
史上最佳歌手!
# Do you like the things # # 你热爱生命 #
# that life is showing you? # # 给予你的一切吗? #
I hear he lives with his mom. 我听说他和他妈住在一起
Oh, shock, whoa. 哦 真劲爆 哇哦
- You're wasting our time, Steven. - (I want my mommy!) - 你这是在浪费我们时间 Steven - (我要妈妈!)
What are you doing? Stop bowing. Just stop everything. 你干嘛? 别鞠躬了 站着别动
That guy's a freak. Find out as much about that weirdo as you can. 真是个弱智 大家多挖挖他的料吧
- Okay? - # Yeah... Did you get what you're hoping for? # - 好吗? - # 你如愿以偿了吗? #
Hi, my name is Chloe. I live in Virginia beach 嗨 我叫Chole 我住在Virginia海滩
and I rule holy cross. 我是圣十字高中的女王
I love Chloe. She's my bestest friend ever. 我爱Chloe 她是我最好的朋友
I feel really blessed to have her in my life. 她就是上帝给我的恩赐
Like, I don't know what I would do without her. 没有她 我都不知道该做些什么
She's like my best friend. She's so pretty, 她是我最好的朋友 她好漂亮
she's so beautiful, and she's so rich. 好美丽 好有钱
I love her. This party is gonna be amazing. 我爱死她了 这派对肯定会超赞的
Yeah! 啊哈!
邀请您参加Chloe甜蜜的16岁生日派对
We love you, Chloe! 我们爱你 Chloe!
Wow! We love you, Chloe! 哇哦! 我们爱你 Chloe!
I only wear labels and since I live in Virginia, 我只穿名牌 但我住在Virginia
of course I couldn't find a dress good enough for my party. 根本找不到一条好裙子出席派对
So I told daddy we had to go to Paris. 所以我跟爹地说 我要去巴黎
I'm all about couture. 我只爱高级成衣
- We could be twinsies! - Mother, you look like a whore. - 看 我们是双胞胎! - 妈 别犯贱了
Chloe的妈妈
This is about me. 我才是焦点
God, I hate you. You ruin everything. 天啊 我恨死你了 全被你搞砸了
Virginia 公主号
Use it in good health. 开车注意安全
- Happy Birthday, sweetheart. - Remember, no boys in the back. - 生日快乐 甜心 - 记住 后座不准带男生啊
- Baby? - Say something, honey, come on. - 宝贝? - 说话啊 亲爱的
- The camera's on. - I wanted an escalade. - 摄像机还开着呢 - 我要凯雷德
You said... 你说过...
- I wanted an escalade! - Come on, daddy can take it back. - 我要的是凯雷德! - 那让老爸把它退了
Get away from me! 别碰我!
It's my job as a parent to make her happy. 作为父母 我必须让她开心
So I screwed up this time because she's not happy. 但她生气了 所以我搞砸了
That's the evidence of it. If she's not happy, I screwed up. 就是如此 她不开心 我就搞砸了
派对策划员
So tell us all about Chl oe... 跟我们说说Chloe吧...
Chloe is not just my daughter. Chloe不只是我的女儿
- She is my best friend. - Mother! - 她还是我最好的朋友 - 老妈!
They're asking me. I'm very popular. 他们问的是我 我可是很有名的
Everyone loves me because my family's rich and because I'm so pretty. 大家都爱我 我家有钱 我又这么漂亮
This is the biggest day of my life and you're... it up! 今天这么重要 你TM居然给我搞砸了!
Are you serious? You're so stupid! 你搞毛啊? 傻X!
You're not even doing anything! I'm doing all the work! 什么都不会做! 全都是我在做!
What the... is that, dad? What the... is that? 你搞毛啊 老爸? 这TM算什么?
You know what? Let's do this without them around. 要不这样? 先把摄像机关了
No, you can stay. I don't care about you. 不用 我不怕在电视上吵架
- Hey. - I hate mommy! I hate mommy! - 喂 - 我恨老妈! 我恨老妈!
What are you talking about? 你在说什么啊?
They got me a BlackBerry and I wanted an iPhone. 他们给我买了个黑莓手机 但我要iPhone
Okay, okay, honey. 好的 好的 亲爱的
Let me talk to your mommy. 把电话给你妈
- Hello? - You got her a BlackBerry? - 喂? - 你给她买了个黑莓?
Look, Frank, I don't want to hear it. I feel bad enough as it is. 听着 Frank 别说我了 我已经觉得够内疚了
I thought it's what she really wanted. 我以为她就想要这个的呢
No, I mean, why would you get her a BlackBerry or an iPhone? 不是 你干嘛给她买什么手机?
I don't need this right now. 我现在不想听你说教
Did you talk to her about me picking her up? 我去接她的事 你跟她谈了吗?
Ava, princess, you want to go see your dad? Ava 小公主 你想去见爸爸吗?
I want an iPhone! I don't want my dad! 我要iPhone! 不要爸爸!
I hate going there! I never want to see him again! 我讨厌去他家! 我再也不想见他了!
I want an iPhone! I want an iPhone! I want an iPhone! 我要iPhone! iPhone! iPhone!
Frank, I've got to go. Frank 我先挂了
No, you can stay. I don't care about you. 不用 我不怕在电视上吵架
- All I care about is my party. - Turn it off. - 我只关心派对 - 把它关了
Dad, listen to me. This is the biggest day of my life 老爸 听我说 这是我人生中最重要的一天
and you're... it up. Are you serious? 你TM给我搞砸了 你搞毛啊?
You're so stupid! You're not even doing anything. 傻X! 什么都不会做!
I'm doing all the work. What the... is that, dad? 全都是我在做 你搞毛啊 老爸?
What the... is that? 这TM算什么?
Dad, listen to me. You're not listening to me. 老爸 听我说 你怎么不听我说
You're just talking to the... cameras. 你TM就只会对摄像机说话
You'll get all your gift bags. 礼物都在这了
I don't care about gift bags. 我才不管什么礼物
# You have forsaken all the love you've taken # # 往日的爱 不复存在 #
# sleeping on a razor, there's nowhere left to fall # # 坐立不安 走投无路 #
# your body's aching # # 那份身体的刺痛 #
# every bone is breaking # # 那粉身碎骨的痛 #
# nothing seems to shake it # # 无力摆脱 纠缠一生 #
# it just keeps holding on # # 咬牙坚持 忍痛前行 #
# Your soul is able # # 你孤独地忍受 #
# death is all you cradle # # 只有死亡是你的归宿 #
# sleeping on the nails # # 坐立不安 #
# there's nowhere left to fall # # 走投无路 #
# you have admired # # 你的肩上 #
# every man desires # # 承载所有男人的梦想 #
# everyone is king # # 王者无敌 #
# when there's no one left to pawn # # 失败已经成为了历史 #
# I thread the needle through # # 我手持一把长剑 #
# you beat the devil's tattoo # # 你击鼓召唤恶魔 #
# I thread the needle through # # 我手持一把长剑 #
# you beat the devil's tattoo # # 你击鼓召唤恶魔 #
# I thread the needle through # # 我手持一把长剑 #
# you beat the devil's tattoo # # 你击鼓召唤恶魔 #
# I thread the needle through # # 我手持一把长剑 #
# you beat the devil's tattoo # # 你击鼓召唤恶魔 #
# I thread the needle through # # 我手持一把长剑 #
# you beat the devil's tattoo # # 你击鼓召唤恶魔 #
# I thread the needle through # # 我手持一把长剑 #
# you beat the devil's tattoo # # 你击鼓召唤恶魔 #
# I thread the needle through. # # 我手持一把长剑 #
Hey, creepy. 嘿 变态
Isn't this schoolgirl thing a little played out? 偷窥高中生也太过时了吧?
God damn it! 真见鬼了!
No, I don't want that. 我不想要
Mom, it's against the law to talk on the phone when I'm driving. 老妈 开车打电话是犯法的
I'm going, okay? Bye. 我要挂了 好吗? 拜
Don't move and don't make a sound. 别乱动 也别出声
If you want the car, just take it. My parents got me the wrong one anyways. 如果你要这车的话 拿走就是了 反正我爸妈买错了
- Yeah, that's a fucking tragedy. - What are you doing? - 是吗 那真糟 - 你要干嘛?
Help! 救命啊!
# School's out for summer # # 暑假就离开学校 #
# school's out forever... # # 再也不用上学... #
Oh! 喔!
Shit! Shit! Fuck. 艹! 艹! 我擦
Fuck! Fuck! 擦! 我擦!
- God damn it! - Help! - 见鬼了! - 救命啊!
- Chloe? - Help! - Chloe吗? - 救命啊!
Help! 救命啊!
# School's out forever... # # 再也不用上学... #
Did you just kill Chloe? 你刚把Chloe杀了?
Awesome. 太帅了
# No more pencils # # 拜拜 铅笔 #
# no more books # # 拜拜 课本 #
# no more teachers... # # 拜拜 老师... #
Hello? 在吗?
Weird drifter guy. 怪大叔
Look, I know you're in there. 我知道你在里面
Hi. What are you doing? 嗨 你在干嘛?
Nothing. 没干嘛
Great, me, too. 好极了 我也是
I'm Roxy. What's your name? 我叫Roxy 你呢?
- Frank. - Great. - Frank - 好
It's really excellent to meet you, Frank. 很高兴见到你 Frank
Tell me all about it. 都跟我说说吧
About what? 说什么?
Did the bitch cry? 那个贱人哭了吗?
Yeah. 哭了
Oh, that is fantastic. 哦 太棒了
Oh, God, I wish I could have seen it up close. 哦 天啊 要是亲眼看见就好了
Whoo! 哇哦!
Hey, hey, hey. Somebody just made that. 嘿 嘿 嘿 床刚刚整理好
Jumping Jesus Christ, Frank. Frank 跟我一起跳啊
Live it up. This is the best day ever. 开心点吧 今天太棒了
Who are you killing next? Do you take requests? 下个你要杀谁? 你接任务吗?
'Cause I was thinking maybe some kardashians, 我想把卡戴珊姐妹杀了
my gym coach, people who give high fives, 还有我健身房教练 爱击掌的人
really any jock, 运动狂
twi-hards, 暮色粉
people who talk about punk rock. 和讨论朋客摇滚乐的人
- Who else really rips my cock off? - Get off the bed. - 还有谁能把我逼疯? - 从床上面下来
Oh, mormons and other religious assholes 摩门教徒和其他那些
who won't let gay people be married 反对同性婚姻的教徒
and adult women who call their tits "the girls." 还有管奶头叫"妞儿"的大妈
- Ew, like I don't even... - stop it! - 恶心死了... - 住嘴!
Just please, be quiet. 拜托 安静点
Get off the bed, huh? 从床上下来可以吗?
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 你赶紧出去吧
I'm kind of busy right now. 我正忙着呢
Awesome. 碉堡
You have to be careful with that. 你小心点拿
- Wait. - No, don't do... - 等下 - 别 不准看..
that's kind of personal. 这是个人隐私
"Dear Ava, your life will be better without me. "亲爱的Ava 我不在 你会过得好一些
I'm sorry. Love, dad." 很抱歉 爱你的爸爸"
A suicide note? 遗书?
Are you fucking kidding me? 你他妈不是吧?
God, the greatest thing to ever happen around here 这么大快人心的事
and you're just some sad-sack pussy? God damn it. 搞半天是你这么个窝囊废干的? 艹
Well, do it, then. I want to watch. 那你动手吧 我想旁观
Let's go. 动手呀
How do you know I won't kill you? 你怎么知道我不会把你也杀了?
I don't. 我不知道
And, frankly, Frank, I don't fucking care. 说实话 Frank 我他娘的不在乎
Frank. 等等 Frank
What? 怎么?
I got an idea. 我有个主意
Okay, go ahead. 好了 你继续吧
You're sure you're ready now? 这次你不会再打断我了吧?
Yup, all systems go. 不会 万事俱备了
Wait, again. 再等一下
Sorry. Can I say something first? 抱歉 我能先说两句吗?
Go ahead. 你说
You know, it's just that 我就是想说
you really had the chance to do something awesome here. 你本来可以大有作为的
But you're blowing it, Frank. 可你现在是自掘坟墓 Frank
Now you're just gonna be remembered as some creepy old stalker dude 你死之后在世人眼中 只不过是一个
who was in love with some young twat on a television show. 爱上了真人秀幼齿的跟踪狂
Just a pervy old dude that killed that girl 苦恋幼齿未果 怒而杀之
and then himself when he couldn't have her. 然后自杀的老变态
I didn't kill her because I couldn't have her. 我杀她 不是因为得不到她
I killed her because she wasn't nice. 是因为她贱
And that was a fantastic start, Frank. 这话太对了 Frank
Your instincts were right on. 你看透了她
She was a class-a cunt. 她是个彻头彻尾的贱货
But with so many horrible people in the world 但是这世上 还有千千万万的贱人
who should be taking the big dirt nap, 他们早该被打入十八层地狱
why quit now? 为何现在放弃?
You kill yourself, Frank, 你要是自杀 Frank
and you're killing the wrong person, 你就杀了最不该杀的人
which would be a shame when there are so many other 世上还有无数Chloe这种该死的贱货
Chloes out there who need to die. 你死得安稳吗?
Like who? 还有谁?
Nascar fans, country fans, 赛车和乡村音乐的爱好者啦
people who dress their babies in band t-shirts. 给孩子穿乐队T恤的人啦
No, no, no, people who deserve to die. 不对 我问你还有哪些人该死
All those people do deserve to die. 我说的 个个都该死呀
No. 不对
Chloe's parents. Chloe的父母该死
If anybody comes, you honk the horn. 有人靠近 按喇叭提醒我
But no matter what, you don't get out of the car, you got it? 无论发生什么 待在车里别出来 明白?
Aye, aye, Captain. 遵命 船长
I'm not kidding around. 我没开玩笑
- Frank. - What? - Frank - 什么事?
This is more fun than killing yourself, right? 这比自杀好玩多了吧?
I don't know. 我不知道
Yeah, I guess. 大概是吧
Frank. 等等 Frank
- Yeah? - Get in the house and shut the fuck up. - 什么事? - 进屋去 闭上你的鸟嘴
- Jesus. - Get over here. Get over here. - 我的天 - 去那边
- Go. Go. - Honey? - 去呀 - 亲爱的?
- Get over there by the couch. - Do what he says. - 到沙发那儿去 - 照他说的做
- Do what he says. - What do you want? - 照他说的做 - 你想要什么?
- We could give you money. - Listen, I'm a very rich man. - 我们可以给你钱 - 听着 我有的是钱
Don't you know who we are? We're Chloe's parents. 你不认识我们吗? 我们是Chloe的父母呀
- We were all on TV. - Yeah, I know exactly who you are. - 上过真人秀的 - 我知道你们
I'm the man that killed your daughter. 杀你们女儿的人 就是在下
- God damn it! - Oh, God! - 该死! - 噢 天哪!
- Yes, we did it! - Oh, hey, hey, hey. Get off me. - 耶 成功了! - 嘿 快下来
I told you to stay in the car. 跟你说了 待在车里别出来
Frank, she was getting away. Frank 她差点就跑了
You mean thanks? 你不说声谢谢?
Yeah, let's go. 谢了 快走吧
That was fucking crazy, right? 真是太疯狂了 对吧?
I feel... 我觉得...
- I feel... - Good? - 我觉得... - 爽?
Yeah. 没错
I feel good. It's weird. 真奇怪 我感觉好极了
Thanks. 谢谢
Perfect. 好极了
You guys need some extra napkins? 再给你们点纸巾?
Look, I'm sorry. I really thought this would work. 抱歉 我还以为能洗掉呢
All right, my turn. 好了 该我了
Try me again. 喷我
We're definitely gonna need some new clothes. 我们得去买点新衣服了
So where are we going next? 接下来我们去哪儿?
What do you mean we? 什么我们?
There's no we. 你是你 我是我
Frank, you have to take me with you. Frank 你带我一起走吧
No way. 没门
Come on, please? 拜托 求你了?
No. What about your family? 不行 你家里人怎么办?
My family? 我家人?
Well, my mother is what you would call a crack whore. 我妈呢 就是个吸毒的妓女
I live in a trailer with her and her boyfriend, 她和她男友 带着我住在拖车里
and every night after she passes out, 每天晚上 我妈嗨晕之后
he comes into my room and rapes me. 他就溜进来强奸我
I don't know what to say. 我都不知道说什么好了
- Well, let's kill them. - Yes! - 我们去把他俩杀了 - 好耶!
Wait, no. 等等 不行
No, no, we can't keep killing people we know. 不行 不能一直杀熟人
That's how people get caught. 那样容易被查出来
We have to keep it random. 最好是随机下手
That's a good idea. 好主意
See, I'm already helping. 你看 我大有用处
So, please, Frank. 拜托了 Frank
Can I please come with you? 求你带上我吧?
What about your friends? I mean, don't you got any friends you could stay with? 你朋友呢? 你没有朋友可以投靠吗?
Frank, I have no friends. Frank 我没有朋友
- All right. - Really? - 那好吧 - 真的?
- Oh, thank you. - Hey, listen. - 感激不尽 - 嘿 听好了
When I say something, it goes. No more of this shit. 以后我说什么就是什么 不准再胡来
- Okay. - No more acting on your own. - 没问题 - 不准擅自行动
All right. Thank you. 我答应你 谢谢
Washing machine's broken. What? 洗衣机坏了 看什么看?
What are you doing? 你在干嘛?
Seeing if there's anything in the news about us or the murders. 看看有没有我们 或是凶手的消息
- Is there? - Yeah. - 有吗? - 有
On the murders, nothing about us. 有凶手的消息 没有我们的
"Murdered family of reality star found..." "据称 被害者真人秀明星一家..."
let me see that. 给我看看
- See ya. - Oh, my God. - 拜拜 - 我的天
I had this shirt. It's still ugly. 我有这件衬衫 越看越丑
What do you think? 这件怎么样?
I think that might be a little small on the belly. 这件恐怕 遮不住我肚子
So do you have a girlfriend? 你有女朋友吗?
I'm not gonna answer that question. 我不跟你谈论这个话题
- Why not? - Cause you're a kid. - 为什么? - 你只是个小鬼
I don't want to have an inappropriately mature conversation with you. 我才不会跟你 谈这种大人的话题
All right? 知道不?
I was only asking because I thought you were gay. 我以为你是同性恋 我才问的
- Well, I'm not gay. - You seem gay. - 我不是同性恋 - 看着像
- Really? - Yes. - 真的? - 是的
So do you have a girlfriend? 那你有没有女朋友呀?
- No. - A wife? - 没有 - 老婆呢?
I did. Not anymore. 以前有 离了
Are you attracted to me? 你喜欢我吗?
Don't be weird. 别作怪啊
You don't like me because you think I'm ugly? 你觉得我丑 所以不喜欢我吗?
I'm not attracted to you because you're a child. 我不喜欢你是因为 你还是个孩子
And you think I'm ugly. 那就是个丑孩子
I'm not gonna answer that question. 我不跟你说这个
Well, what if we were the same age? 如果我们是同龄人呢?
I'm not gonna answer that question either. 我也不回答
So you can kill a teenager, just not fuck one? 你敢杀女孩 不敢泡女孩?
Yeah. 没错
But you do think I'm mature for my age? 但相对于同龄人 我算比较成熟的吧?
Not particularly. 也没有吧
You're seriously not interested in me at all as a girlfriend? 你真的打心底里 不把我当女人看?
What the hell are you talking about? 你在胡说些什么?
I'm not a pedophile. 我又不是恋童癖
So we're platonic spree killers? 那我们只是单纯的杀手组合?
Yeah. And that's all. 对呀 就是如此
Because you think I'm ugly. 因为你觉得我丑
It's unethical for me to answer that question 回答这个问题是不道德的
because I refuse to objectify a child. 我不会评论小孩的
I mean, that's part of what's wrong with everything. 世上的罪恶 有相当一部分要归咎于此
I'm not American apparel. 我不是典型美国人
I'm not the creep that came up with those bratz dolls. 我不是那种喜欢芭比娃娃的变态
All men like young girls. 大叔都爱萝莉
That's what society's trying to sell you. 那是社会强加给你的观念
But, you know, maybe it's time for adult males 男人们是该拿出点真本事了
to aim a little bit higher than raping kids. 强奸幼女真没种
I mean, fuck R. Kelly. 艹他丫的R.Kelly
Fuck Vladimir nabokov. 艹丫的Vladimir nabokov(洛丽塔作者)
And fuck Mary kay letourneau while we're at it. 还有当年的Mary kay letourneau
Fuck Woody Allen and his whole 操他妈的Woody Allen
"the heart wants what it wants" bullshit. 他那套"随心而行"的狗屁理论
Apparently that erudite genius' heart 什么文艺大师
wants the same thing that every run-of-the-mill pedophile wants... 跟其他恋童癖还不是一样...
a young, hairless Asian. 就爱亚洲白虎幼齿
Nobody cares that they damage other people. 根本不在乎他们伤害了他人
I was just wondering if you thought I was pretty. 我就想知道你觉得我美不美
I won't be responsible for the self-esteem of a teenager. 我才不会去伤一个青少年的自尊
If you don't like it, you can cram it. 你要是不爽 随你便
Fuck you, Frank. 去你妈的 Frank
阳光便利店
- Frank? - Hey. - Frank? - 嘿
Oh, I thought you left. 我以为你走了呢
I thought about it. 我是想过
I got you something. 我给你买了点东西
Oh, yeah, yeah. I get it. 没错 我懂了
Bonnie and Clyde, huh? 这是模仿"雌雄大盗" 对吧?
Fine, you don't have to wear it. 不愿意就算了
I just don't usually wear hats. 我一般不戴帽子
My head looks kind of weird in them. 我的头型戴帽子不好看
Although that one looks pretty good, huh? 但是这顶好像很不错哦?
Thanks. Thanks a lot. 谢啦 非常感谢
Yours looks good. Patty hearst, right? 你这套不错 像Patty hearst?(美国抢劫女犯)
Thank you for choosing our theater. 感谢您光临本影院
As a courtesy to your fellow patrons, 为了保持良好的氛围
please refrain from talking 请不要大声交谈
and please turn off your cell phones. 关掉您的手机
And now enjoy our feature presentation. 祝您观影愉快
美莱村废墟
War is an atrocity. 战争是惨烈的
I mean, it takes young kids, 无数年轻人丧生
good kids for the most part... 大多数都有着光明的前程...
Hey, bitch. 嘿 贱货
Oh, not doing nothing. I'm in a movie. 没啥事 我在看电影呢
- Shh. - I'm in a movie. - 嘘 - 我看电影呢
I'm in a movie. 我看电影呢
- Shh. - Okay, mom. - 嘘 - 跟我妈一样
Hello? We're in the middle. 嘿? 我们在这儿呢
We're in the middle. 我们在这儿呢
Hey, did this really happen? 这些都是真事儿吗?
Munchies. 小吃
Thank you. 谢啦
several guys stuck, 有几个人昏了头
raping their mothers. 强暴了自己的母亲
Sit down. 快坐下
Because the villagers were supporting these bastards. 村民给他们撑腰
No, I can't get... I'm at work. 我不能接... 我上班呢
I can't. You're gonna have to pick her up today. 我去不了 今天你得去接她
I can't get there. I'm working. 我去不了啊 我上班呢
What can I tell you? I'm swamped. 这叫我怎么说? 活儿一大堆
What are you looking at, old man? 看什么看 老头子?
Frank, don't. Frank 别
Take your hat off. 帽子挡到我了
Let me. 我来就好
God damn it. Give me that. 见鬼 枪给我
# You fall in love... # # 你坠入爱河... #
# Bing boom # # 瞬息之间 #
# the sky up above, zing boom # # 在云层之上 #
# is caving in... # # 支离破碎... #
I'm recording this. 我录一下而已
# it's oh, so quiet # # 世界 如此安静 #
Thanks for not talking during the feature. 谢谢你观影时保持沉默
Thanks for turning off your cell phone. 谢谢你把手机关了
You're welcome. 应该的
Here, you can use this thing as a pillow. 给你 把这个当枕头
Oh, thanks. 谢谢
Good night, Frank. 晚安 Frank
Good night. 晚安
You folks shouldn't be sleeping out here. 你们不能停在这过夜
Can I see your license and registration? 请出示您的行驶证和驾驶证
Of course, officer. 好的 警官
My dad keeps everything in here. 我爸习惯把东西放这里
I'm her Uncle. 我是他叔叔
This is my brother-in-law's car. 这是我小舅子的车
I'm taking her down to see some colleges. 我准备带她去 参观几所大学
Go, big blue! 大学我来啦!
Do you have any I.D.? 带身份证了吗?
Yes, I do, sir. 带了 警官
All right, I'll be right there. 收到 我马上赶过去
No more sleeping on the side of the road. 不准再在路旁睡觉了
Do you still need to see my I.D.? 还要看身份证吗?
No, that's fine, hon. You just stay safe. 不用了 姑娘 注意安全
Lot of crazy people out there. 外面坏人可多呢
Tell me about it. 多谢提醒
Thank you, officer. 谢谢 警官
What the hell is that about? 你刚刚那是干嘛?
At least I don't steal cars. 至少我不是偷车贼
What makes you think it's stolen? 你凭什么说我偷车?
All right, I stole it. 好吧 车是我偷的
But from a jerk. 车主是个混蛋
What is this? 这是什么?
Don't get too attached. 不要太喜欢哦
Now you go. 你来吧
All right, I'm a little bit bigger than you. 我是大人 所以单手持枪
You don't got to dirty Harry it. 你不用学我这样
Wrap your other hand around here. 另一只手握住这里
Feel a little stability there? 这样就牢一点了吧?
All right, now do it. 就这样 开枪吧
Pretty good. 很好
Just concentrate on that far site. 只要瞄远点就行
You're aiming at the bear, right? 你是在瞄准熊吧?
Don't anticipate the recoil. 不要想着后座力
Just squeeze it and let it go. 握紧然后开枪吧
That's all bear there. 熊被你打爆了
I think Elvis would be proud. 我想猫王都会为你骄傲的
- Pretty good. - Thanks. - 很好 - 谢谢夸奖
3:00. 3点钟方向
6:00. 6点钟方向
12:00. 12点钟方向
9:00. 9点钟方向
6:00. 6点钟方向
Nice. 太棒了
6:00. 6点钟方向
- Yay! - Yay. - 耶! - 耶!
- Good. - Yeah. - 很好 - 是的
Ooh. 噢
- Migraine? - Yeah. - 偏头痛? - 是的
Well, we could stop shooting. 那我们先不射击了
Yeah, thanks. 好的 谢谢
You did a good job. 你表现得很不错
I have a good coach. 那是因为你教得好
That and I was pretending the targets were the cast of "glee." 还有我刚是把目标假想成"欢乐合唱团"里的人了
What's wrong with "glee"? "欢乐合唱团"怎么了?
It stereotypes and homogenizes homosexuals. 他们把同性恋搞的又古板又单调
Plus it ruined "Rocky Horror" forever. 而且把"洛基恐怖秀"永远毁掉了
That's true. 这倒是真的
You want my money? I'll pay for all your health care. 你要我的钱吗? 我会支付你所有的医疗开支
Tea-Party members continued to taunt 茶叶党成员们把帕金森患者推倒在地后
the Parkinson's sufferer after he was shoved to the ground. 继续奚落嘲笑该患者
Parkinson's is what God gives socialists. 帕金森是上帝用来惩罚社会主义者的
I am so depressed. 真没劲
I mean, I can't believe there's nothing on about us. 我是说 居然没有新闻报道我们的事
That's one of the problems of your generation. 这就是你们这代人的问题之一
You can't enjoy anything unless it was recorded. 除非被记录下来 不然你们就没有享受的感觉
You were there. You lived it. 你当时就在那儿 你亲身经历过的
Isn't that enough of an experience? 这种体验还不够吗?
I mean, next time you want to remember something, 我意思是下次你想记住一些东西
instead of taking out your cell phone, 不一定非得用手机的
why don't you take a picture of it with your brain camera? 为什么你就不能用大脑把它记录下来呢?
I mean, when I was your age, 我是说 当我还是你这么大的时候
nobody tweeted, yet we managed to have experiences. 没有人发微博 但我们还是能有很多体验
You know, a phone was attached to a wall back at the house. 那时候 电话还只是挂在屋里的墙上
It didn't have a came ra. 它也没有照相功能
What are you, Jeff Foxworthy? 你以为你是杰夫·福克斯沃西吗? (美国喜剧演员)
And a cell phone was the phone you called 手机是你以前用来给你爹爹打电话
your pappy on to get you out of jail. 叫他保你出狱的玩意儿
A-do-do-do-do-do. 会"嘟嘟"响
Some people are blaming the movie itself for the murders. 有些人把谋杀案的原因归咎于电影本身
Is this violent documentary too violent? 这部暴力的纪录片是否太过暴力了呢?
- Do you believe that? - I know, we made the news. - 你能相信吗? - 我知道 我们上新闻了
No, what they're saying. 不是 是他们报道的说法
Nobody can take personal responsibility for anything anymore. 现在再也没人能够为任何事情承担个人责任了
But that's not what the lone survivor believes. 但是唯一的幸存者却不认同这样的说法
- What's the point? - Everybody was talking, - 这有什么意义? - 所有人都在大声说话
goofing around, 玩玩打打
making noise. 制造噪音
I believe they did this because we were all being so rude. 我觉得他们这么做是因为我们都太无礼了
How about that? 这个听起来怎么样?
Unbelievable. The truth, and on this channel. 难以置信 真相 而且还是这个频道上
The suspects are a Caucasian male in his mid to late 50s... 犯罪嫌疑人是一个快60岁的中年白人
- Late 50s? - and a young woman in her early to mid 20s. - 快60岁? - 还有个20出头的年轻姑娘
Also Caucasian. 也是白人
They are considered armed and very dangerous. 据说他们带有武器 非常危险
See? They think I'm mature for my age. 听到没? 他们觉得我成熟了
- Mm-hmm. - We're famous! - 嗯 - 我们出名了!
Hey, high five. 嘿 击个掌
Come on, don't leave me hanging, Rocko. 来呀 别让我的手就这么举着 Rocko
No, I don't high five. 不 我才不击掌
Mental high five? 那就在心里击掌?
Yeah. 好
Mental high five. 心里击掌
Steven Clark, he wasn't the winner on "American Superstarz," Steven Clark 他没有在"美国巨星"中获奖
but I think he's a winner. He's back with a new hit single. 但是我觉得他是个赢家 他带着新热门单曲回来了
We want to hear what you think. Give us a tweet. 我们想知道你们的看法 发条微博吧
# Do you know where you're going to? # # 你知不知道 你要去哪里? #
# Do you like the things... # # 你喜不喜欢 #
There they go, making fun of the guy who rides the short bus. 又来了 他们又在取笑那些心智不健全的人了
Yay, America. 是啊 这就是美国
Do you know? 你知道吗?
- Ready? - Your turn. - 准备好了吗? - 该你了
Okay. 好的
Just think about blowing your head off. 只要想着打爆你的头就行了
Come on. 来吧
Okay. Ready? 好了 好了吗?
Completely random. 完全是随机的
It could happen at any time. 任何时候都可能爆
- Ready? Am I going? - Yeah. -准备好了吗? 我可以开始了吗? - 好了
- Okay. - You're going. - 好了 - 你来
All right, that's good. 行了 很好
- Okay. - You know what I hate? - 好了 - 你知道我讨厌什么吗?
What? 什么?
I hate guys that say actually all the time. 我讨厌那些说话总带个"事实上"的家伙
Like, "you actually got a gun to your head." 比如 "事实上你头上有把枪"
Oh, that's a good one. 噢 这是一个好例子
You're actually... oh! You're actually still alive. 事实上你... 噢! 事实上你还活着
You know what I hate? 你知道我还讨厌什么吗?
People who misuse the term literally. 误用"字面上"这个词的人
Literal people, I guess. 是些乏味的人吧 我猜
- Okay. - Ooh. - 好吧 - 噢
- We're getting close. - Uh-huh. - 马上就要爆了 - 呃
I hate guys that buy $100,000 cars 我讨厌那些花十万美金买辆车
and then drive around 10 Miles slower than the speed limit. 开的时候却比限行速度还慢10英里
Mau! 啊!
I hate guys who wear lady pants. 我讨厌穿女式裤子的人
- Lady pants? - Oh. - 女式裤子? - 哦
- Whoa. - Okay. - 哇 - 好了
I'm no mathematician, but my odds are not good. 我数学不好 但我的胜算很小了
Well, Pythagoras, maybe it's time to die. 呃 毕达哥拉斯 也许是时候该死啦
How'd that feel? 感觉怎么样?
It felt good. It's a good night to die. 感觉很不错 在这么美妙的夜晚死也值得
Velocity energy drink, it's in your face. 动能饮料 来势汹汹
Frank, let me sleep in the chair. Frank 让我睡扶手椅上
No, I'm all right. 不用 我没事
Come on, sleep in the bed. You're the one with the fucked-up headaches. 来吧 睡床上 你还有那该死的头痛的
No, no, this is good. 没事 没事 这就好
Behold, the walls of Jericho. 看啊 耶利哥城墙
No, I'm fine. 不 我很好
Jesus, Frank, get in bed or I'm sleeping on the floor. 天啊 Frank 躺床上来 不然我就睡地板上
I'm sleeping on the floor. Here I go. 我要睡地板上 我去了啊
Do you see this? I'm going down. 看到了吗? 我要躺下了
Ah, Frank, it smells. 啊 Frank 地板好难闻
I wouldn't trust that floor. 躺地板上可不好
Come on, Frank. 来吧 Frank
What are we gonna do now? 我们现在该干什么?
Well, 呃
what's our prime directive? 我们的首要指令是什么?
I didn't have you pegged as a "star trek" fan. 我不知道你还是个"星际迷航"迷呢
What's that supposed to mean? 这话什么意思?
I don't know. I figured you more for 我不知道 我觉得你会更喜欢
the new "Battlestar Galactica." 新的"银河对决"
Maybe some graphic novels. 或者一些漫画小说
Bands like Fall Out Boy and the Green Days. 还有像"Fall Out Boy"和"Green Days"这样的乐队
Oh, fuck you, Frank. 噢 去你的 Frank
I happen to like classic and next gen "Star Trek" 我碰巧喜欢经典的和新版的"星际迷航"
and I'm actually able to read a book without pictures, thank you. 而且事实上我能看懂没有插画的书 谢谢
And I prefer the classics. 而且我更喜欢经典著作
I'm not ashamed to admit to the occasional Anne Rice or "Harry Potter." 我不觉得承认自己偶尔喜欢安妮·赖斯(恐怖小说家)或者《哈利波特》有什么可耻的
Fall Out Boy and Green Day "Fall Out Boy"和"Green Day"乐队
suck shit through 10 bricks. 彻底糟糕透了
Musically I'm all about Alice Cooper. 音乐方面我力顶艾丽斯·库伯
I like Alice Cooper. 我喜欢艾丽斯·库伯
You don't like Alice Cooper, Frank. 艾丽斯·库伯不是用来喜欢的 Frank
That's like a Muslim saying that he likes Mohammed. 那就像穆斯林说他喜欢穆罕默德一样
You accept Alice Cooper. 你只能接受艾丽斯·库伯
You accept that Alice 接受艾丽斯
came down and gave us rock 下凡给我们带来摇滚
that upset authority figures 他的音乐颠覆了权威人物
and made the outcasts not feel so all alone. 而使被人抛弃的人们不再感到那么孤独
You accept that 你接受
there would be no Goth movement without Alice. 没有艾丽斯就没有哥特运动
No Trent Reznor, no Marilyn Manson, 没有Trent Reznor和Marilyn Manson
not even shitty soft cock rockers 甚至连差劲的软骨头摇滚乐手
like Poison or Bon Jovi 如"Poison"或者"Bon Jovi"都没有
because not only did he introduce macabre theatrics 因为他不仅把让人毛骨悚然的舞台效果
into rock, he also invented the power ballad 引进了摇滚乐 他还以一首名为"只有女人流血"的歌
with a little song called "Only Women Bleed." 创造力量民谣
Okay, I get it. 好的 我明白了
I promise I won't kill Alice Cooper. 我答应你我不会杀艾丽斯·库伯的
Hey, don't even joke about it, Frank. 嘿 别开这个玩笑 Frank
Do you realize that he was the first rock star to wear makeup? 你知道他是第一位化妆的摇滚明星吗?
And he was wearing dresses 而且他当时已经穿裙子了
long before Bowie stole his first pair of culottes 比Bowie从他妈妈的晒衣绳上
from his mother's clothesline. 偷他的第一条女用裙裤早得多
And he was screaming about death and frustration 还有他为死亡与挫折而嘶喊
way before punks. 也比朋克早很多
So I guess you have to accept 因此我觉得你得接受
that Alice Cooper invented that, too. 艾丽斯·库伯也创造了那个
Are you A.D.D., Juno? 你有注意力缺陷障碍吗 朱诺?
Yes, I have A.D.D. 是的 我有注意力缺陷障碍
And don't you ever call me fucking Juno again. 还有你不要再叫我该死的朱诺了
Sorry. 对不起
That's who we should kill next. 那就是我们该杀的下一个人
A fictitious character? 一个虚构的人物?
No, Diablo Cody. 不是 迪亚波罗·科蒂 (电影《朱诺》的编剧)
Fuck her for writing that movie. 去她娘的编了那样的电影
She's the only stripper who suffers from too much self-esteem. 她就是个脱衣舞女 却以为自己有多少尊严
I don't want to kill people just because you don't like their movies. 我不想因为电影写的不好而杀人
Why not? 为什么不?
She's encouraging teen pregnancy. 她在鼓励少女怀孕
Her storylines and characters are for shit. 她的故事情节和人物角色都是垃圾
And she's just so excited to throw 而且她还如此兴奋的
any funny line she's heard into the scene 把她听到的任何有趣的段子插入电影中去
that she makes girls my age 以至于把与我同龄的姑娘们
look like cutesy assholes from a dirty Dr. Seuss book. 写得像下流儿童书里面忸怩作态的贱人一样
"Horton hears a star-bellied queef blah." "Horton听到一位大肚子的少女的阴吹 呼"
I only want to kill people 我只想杀那些
who deserve to die. 该死的人
You know who we should kill? 你知道我们该杀谁吗?
Who? 谁?
People who use rock star as an adjective. 那些把"摇滚歌星"当做形容词来用的人
As in rock-star parking. 比如在“摇滚明星停车处”中
Or people that pound energy drinks all day. 或者那些整天猛灌能量饮料的人
People who use the term edgy, 还有那些使用"前卫"
in your face, or extreme. "咄咄逼人"或者"极度"这些词汇的人
Oh, no, no, wait. That would rule out a lot of the chalupas that I love. 噢 不 不 等等 那会把很喜欢的很多玉米饼也给排除掉了
Anyone who wears crystals 任何戴着水晶的人
or calls themselves spiritual. 或者认为自己很神圣的人
Or people who say namaste. 或者那些行合十礼的人
What's that? 那是什么?
It's an Indian greeting the hippies stole. 嬉皮士盗用的一种印度问候语
Oh, hippies. 哦 嬉皮士
Anyone who buys an anarchy t-shirt. 任何买有"无政府"标志T恤的人
Or people who use a term the man 或者那些把"人"这个词
in a positive or negative way. 以肯定或者否定的方式来使用的人
As in "the man is always sticking it to us" or "you're the man." 如在"那个人老对我们有偏见"或者"你是个了不起的人"
- Anyone who's ever been pumped. - Or stoked. - 任何能量过剩的人 - 或者飘飘然的人
Anyone who gives and receives physical high fives. 任何手对手击掌的人
Agreed. 同意
No, no, no, I'm not going to let you play the freedom of speech 不 不 不 我不会让你在我的节目中展示你的
here on my show, okay? Okay? 言论自由的 明白吗? 明白吗?
Let me explain something to you. 我跟你说白了吧
I would much rather lose my rights to freedom of speech 我更愿意丢掉自己的言论自由权
than ever have the ACLU defended my right to freedom of speech. 也不愿意让ACLU(美国公民自由联盟)来为我的言论自由权辩护
And another thing, you pinhead. 还有一点 你这个笨蛋
The ACLU... take heed, America... ACLU... 听好了 美国...
I think is more dangerous to the United States than Al-qaeda. 我觉得对美国来说ACLU比基地组织更危险
I'll give you a chance to respond 我将给你一个机会回应
if you have anything articulate to say right after this. 如果在我说完这些之后你有什么想说的话
Anyone who makes a living 任何以靠向大众
spreading fear to the masses. 散播恐惧谋生的人
Or is just plain mean. 或者就单纯是十分刻薄的人
Mmm. 嗯
So our prime directive is to interfere 因此我们的首要指令是干涉
with the cultural evolution of a pre-warp civilization. 一个前曲速文明的文化演进 (曲速为星际迷航中的一项科技)
I've got to go to sleep. My head is killing me. 我得睡觉了 头疼得要死
Stop it. 住手
What? I was trying to help your headache. 怎么了? 我是要试着帮你减轻头疼
It's a pressure point. I wasn't being sensual. 这有一个压痛点 我可不是要勾引你
Yeah, and people who use the term sensual. 对 还要杀掉那些用"勾引"这个词的人
- Gross. - You said it. - 讨厌 - 是你说的
- Hey, Frank. - Mm-hmm. - 嘿 Frank - 恩
Thanks for letting me come along with you. 谢谢你让我跟你待一块儿
Good night, Juno. 晚安 朱诺
Fuck you, Frank. 去你的 Frank
# Oh # # 噢 #
# hurray # # 加油 #
# let the show begin # # 让演出开始吧 #
# I've been ready # # 我已准备好 #
# come on # # 加油 #
# hurray # # 加油 #
# let the lights grow dim # # 让灯光暗下来 #
# I've been ready # # 我已准备好 #
# ready as this audience # # 跟这位观众一样 #
# Let's come in here to dream # # 让我们来到这里一起梦想 #
# loving every second # # 享受每一秒 #
# every moment, every scream # # 每一刻 每一声呼喊 #
# have been waiting so long # # 都已等待多时 #
# to sing my song # # 来唱我自己的歌 #
# and I # # 而我 #
# have been waiting so long # # 已经等待多时 #
# for this thing to come # # 等待这一刻的到来 #
# and I # # 而我
# have been thinking so long # # 已深思许久 #
# I was the only one # # 我是独一无二的 #
# God, that feels # # 上帝 那种感觉 #
# so strong # # 是如此强烈 #
# I've been so strong # # 我是如此坚强 #
# I'm so strong # # 我是如此坚强 #
# feel so strong # # 感觉如此强烈 #
# I feel so strong # # 我感觉如此强烈 #
# so... # # 如此 #
- What do you think? - It's good. - 这副行头怎么样? - 很不错
- It's good. - Jesus, Frank. - 很不错 - 天啊 Frank
You look like fuck pie. 你脸色真他妈糟糕
There he is. 他在那
Ladies. 女士们
I got to get back to working out. 我也要重新开始锻炼身体了
- Did we get him? - No, I think we just winged him. - 我们把他打死了吗? - 没有 我觉得只是打伤他了
Is he breathing? 他还有气没?
I don't know. 我不知道
You stop moving or I shoot her. 别动 不然我就朝她开枪了
You don't have the balls. 你不够胆
Really? I don't? 是吗?我不够胆?
Fuck you, you condescending prick. 去你的 你个盛气凌人的家伙
Why do you got to be so rude all the time? 你为什么一直都要那么无礼呢?
Is that what this is all about? 难道你们就是因为这个?
Huh? My show? 啊? 我的节目?
You must really hate my politics, huh? 你一定很痛恨我的政治观点 是吧?
Look, you kill me, you just turn me into a martyr. 听着 你杀了我 只会让我变成烈士
I don't hate your politics. 我不讨厌你的政治观点
In fact, I agree with you on some things. 事实上 有些方面我同意你的观点
- You do? - Yeah. - 是吗? - 是的
Then what is this about? 那你们这是为什么啊?
Why do you got to be so mean all the time? 你为什么老是这么刻薄?
Are you really willing to die 你真的仅仅因为觉得我不是好人
just because you don't think I'm nice? 而就愿意去送死?
Do you have it in you, Fuller? 你敢这么做吗 Fuller?
How long has it been since you actually had to shoot someone? 你有多久没有开枪杀过人了?
Oh, wait. You never have. 哦 等下 你从没有开枪杀人过
I forgot. You never served in the military. 我忘了 你从没在军队中服过役
You had your parents help you dodge the draft. 你是让你父母帮你逃过了征兵
Just like every other rich blowhard 就和其他所有的靠着美国
who makes a living off of American xenophobes. 仇外份子发财的吹牛家一样
Seems like you guys just exploited 你们这些人就只会制造各种悲剧
some tragedies to further your agenda. 好来继续你们的行当
In fact, it seems like it's always been 实际上 不过一直都只是在
about protecting big oil companies' right 保护石油大亨们的利益
to keep boiling the whole world alive 而不顾整个地球的死活
just because some court-appointed hillbilly president 就因为法庭指定的某个乡巴佬总统
started taking orders from Jesus or the Easter bunny 打着耶稣或复活节兔子的招牌
or ome other make-'em-up play friend of his. 或者其他捏造出来的招牌为所欲为
Please, that is just 得了吧 这就是你们
your typical uneducated, 典型的没受过教育的
left wing feminazi point of view. 左翼女纳粹的观点
Feminazi? 女纳粹?
Again, why do you got to be so mean? 再说一遍 你为什么这么刻薄?
He just wishes everyone would act nice. 他只是活在他的美好世界里
I, on the other hand, think you politics are shit. 我则与之相反 认为你的政治观点就是垃圾
Whoa, whoa, wait! 哇 哇 等下!
You bitch. 你这个婊子
Yup. 没错
Exactly what part of his politics do you agree with? 你到底同意他的哪一点政治观点?
Less gun control, of course. 当然是放松枪支管制
But, Frank, then every nut will have a gun. 但是 Frank 那样的话每个混蛋都会有枪了
Wow, look at all these people. 哇 看看这些人
Yeah, I wish I had an AK-47. 是啊 我真希望有一把AK-47
Bam. 砰
Supporters of Michael Fuller are calling him a hero, Michael Fuller的支持者们称他为英雄
believing that his homicide is tied to the outspoken support of the war 认为他的死与他对战争直言不讳的支持有关
and possibly the work of a terrorist sleeper cell 或者可能是恐怖分子的卧底所为
Fuller was right. He's a fucking martyr. Fuller说的没错 他确实成了他妈的烈士
Fucking morons. 该死的白痴们
I don't care. 我不在乎
I'm just glad he's dead. 我只是高兴他已经死了
Is that your ex-wife? 那是你的前妻吗?
Yeah. 是的
She's pretty. 她很漂亮
Yup. 没错
I don't care if we're late. I hate school. 我才不管要不要迟到 我讨厌上学
I thought that was you, Frank. 我就猜到是你 Frank
Hi, Brad. 嗨 Brad
- New wheels? - Yeah. - 新车啊? - 是的
You want to come say hi? 要过来打个招呼吗?
School sucks! 学校太烂了
Nah. They look kinda busy. 没有啦 她们看起来忙着在
Oh. 哦
Who's your friend? 你这朋友是谁啊?
A friend. 就是个朋友
Oh. 哦
Well, uh, give us a call if you decide to stay in town. 好吧 呃 要是决定留在镇上了 就给我们打个电话
I'm sure the girls would love to see you. 女儿和妈妈肯定很想见见你
Yeah, thanks. 好吧 谢了
Hey, don't tell them we were here, all right? 嘿 别跟她们说我来过 好吗?
Oh, Roger that. 哦 明白
Would you get Ava's backpack from the house? 你能不能回去把Ava的书包拿出来?
Sure thing. 没问题
- I want my backpack. - Honey, you're killing me. - 我要我的书包 - 宝贝 你真是烦死了
So are we gonna kill him? 那我们要不要杀他?
Not that one. I hate that one. I want my other one! 不是这个 我讨厌这个 我要的是另一个!
Just get the blue one. Get the blue one. 去拿那个蓝色的 那个蓝色的
No. 不要
I want him to suffer. 我要他慢慢受煎熬
Isn't it early for beer? 现在喝啤酒是不是太早了?
This doesn't seem like the type of place to order the cognac. 这地方不像是有白兰地卖的
Have you been to a doctor? 你曾经当过医生吗?
Yeah. 是的
I'm fine. 我很好
Give me your hand. 把你的手给我
It's not gonna work. 没用的
This some kind of new age bullshit... ah! 又是这种新时代的把戏... 啊!
Shh. 嘘
I can't believe that's actually working. 真不敢相信 还真有用
Shut up and give me your other hand. 闭嘴 把另一只手伸出来
Gentle. Ah! 温柔点 啊!
You know what you need, Frank? 你知道你要什么吗 Frank?
A straw? 一根吸管?
You need a vacation. 你需要给自己放个假
# Let's take a boat to Bermuda # # 我们一起乘船去百慕大 #
# let's take a plane to St. Paul # # 我们一起飞去圣保罗 #
# let's take a kayak # # 让我们划着小艇 #
# to Quincy or Nyack, let's get away... # # 一起去昆西或奈阿克 让我们离开这... #
You guys are all commies. Pinko commies. 你们这些人都是共党 左翼共党
Here, take all my money. What, are we in Russia? 来吧 把我所有的钱都拿走 怎么 我们是在俄罗斯吗?
Are we in Russia? Is that what's going on here? 我们在俄罗斯吗? 这里要和俄罗斯一样了吗?
# need to come back at all # # 究竟还是要回来 #
# let's take a powder... # # 我们不辞而别... #
- Run, man! - # To Boston for chowder # - 快跑 各位! - # 去波士顿吃杂烩 #
# let's get away from it all... # # 我们一走了之... #
# We'll travel around # # 我们要周游世界 # (茶叶党成员被杀)
# from town to town # # 我们遍足乡村 # (邪恶的自由党人所为?)
# we'll visit every state # # 我们要走遍全国每一个州 #
# and I'll repeat, I love you, sweet # # 我会不断的说 我爱你 宝贝 #
# in all the 48 # # 在全国的48个州 #
# let's go again to Niagara... # # 让我们再去一次尼亚加拉... #
You really got to take both those spots? 你一定要占着这两个车位?
Yeah. Fuck you. 是的 去你的
No, fuck you. 不 去你的
# Let's get out of our hut, dear # # 让我们走出小屋 亲爱的 #
# get out of our rut, dear # # 摆脱之前的乏味 亲爱的 #
# let's get away from it all... # # 我们一走了之... #
男子因独占两个车位身受重伤
# Let's motor down to Miami # # 我们驱车前往迈阿密 #
# let's climb the grand canyon wall # # 我们攀爬大峡谷的岩壁 #
# let's catch a tuna # # 一起去加州海边 #
# way out in Laguna # # 去钓金枪鱼 #
# let's get away from it all... # # 我们一走了之... #
# Let's travel South of the border # # 我们沿着南边国境旅行 #
# buy me a real Spanish shawl # # 买一条真正的西班牙披肩 #
# let's eat tamales in downtown Nogales # # 在诺加利斯市区品尝玉米粉蒸肉 #
# let's get away from it all # # 我们一走了之 #
# we'll charter boats and airplanes, too # # 我们还要租海船 包飞机 #
# to far-off spots unknown... # # 去遥远未知的地方... #
- Get back in. Get back in. - # Then hurry there... # - 快进来 快进来 - # 赶快出发... #
# to find somewhere # # 去找到那个地方 #
# where we can be alone # # 我们能与世隔绝的好地方 #
# let's spend the weekend in Dixie... # # 我们去美国南部度周末 #
It's beautiful. 太美了
Yeah, it's God's country. 是啊 人间天堂啊
# Then off to Reno, but just to play keno # # 然后前往里诺 玩玩快乐彩 #
# let's get away from it all... # # 我们一走了之... #
宗教领袖遭残杀 奥巴马暗杀队所为?
# Let's breeze to... Buckingham Palace # # 我们一起飞往... 白金汉宫 #
# we'll tell 'em we dropped by to call # # 告诉他们我们是顺便拜访 #
# and be socially busy with Philip and Lizzy # # 与Philip和Lizzy忙于交际 #
# let's get away from it all... # # 我们一走了之... #
Come on, Frank. Let's dance. 来吧 Frank 来跳个舞
- Oh, I don't dance. - Come on, I'll lead. - 哦 我不会跳舞 - 来吧 我来领舞
I don't doubt that. 我毫不怀疑
# All of Europe is waiting to greet us # # 整个欧洲都在恭候我们 #
# lots of good friends said to call # # 各路好友都在呼唤我们 #
# then after our roaming, good old home, sweet home # # 在我们闲庭漫步之后 回到我们的温馨之家 甜蜜之家 #
# and let's get away # # 让我们远走高飞 #
# won't you please take me away? # # 你能把我也带走吗? #
# Come on, everybody # # 来吧 所有的人 #
# let's get away # # 我们一起 #
# from it all... # # 一走了之... #
# Want to get away? So do I. # # 想远走高飞吗? 我也想 #
# Let's get away. # # 我们走吧 #
Thank you. 谢谢大家
I know. Everybody onboard. 我知道 船上的所有人
We're getting away, aren't we? 我们正在离开 是吗?
Thank you. Oh, stop it. 谢谢 哦 停下
Thank you so much. 非常感谢
No, it's always my pleasure. I love doing that song. 哦 我很荣幸 我最喜欢唱那首歌
Next I'm gonna do a little rap song 下次我会来一首说唱
you're gonna like. "Fuck the police." 你们会喜欢的 "去他妈的警察"
No, I'm kidding. I'm not gonna do that one. Thank you all. 不会的 我在开玩笑啦 我不会唱那首的 谢谢你们
Where'd you hide them after you killed them? 杀了他们后你把他们藏在哪儿了?
I told you the truth, Sheriff. 我说的是真的 警长
I didn't kill them. 不是我杀的
I've been thinking. 我一直在想
Let's go legit. 让我们合法化吧
What do you mean? Turn ourselves in? 你什么意思? 去自首吗?
No. Like, let's move to France 不是 比如 我们搬去法国
or some other country that hates Americans. 或者别的憎恨美国的国家
If we got caught later, France wouldn't extradite us. 如果我们被抓住了 法国人不会引渡我们回国的
And we could have a cute little French farm 然后我们可以有一座可爱的的法国小庄园
and raise cute little French goats 养一群可爱的法国山羊
and make cute little French cheeses 制一些可爱的法国奶酪
and have a bunch of other adorable little French animals. 还养很多其他的可爱的法国小动物
It sounds nice. 听起来不错啊
Here, give me your hand. 来 把手给我
I still can't believe that works. 我还是无法相信这居然有用
Do you know where you're going to? 你知道你会去哪儿吗?
While we know where Steven Clark is going to. 但是我们知道Steven Clark将要去哪里
The "American superstarz" performer 这位"美国巨星"的参赛者
has been asked to perform on the live finale of the show 在上周自杀未遂后
after last week's failed attempt to take his own life. 受邀在总决赛上进行表演
Good news. 好消息
Should kill all those people. 应该把这些人都杀掉
They make fun of that guy till he's ready to kill himself. 他们一直把他嘲弄得要去自杀
Then they exploit him 然后又推销他
so everybody can feel better about laughing at him 这样人们在取笑他时才更心安理得
and pushing him over the edge in the first place. 才更会把他往死路上推
I really hate this country. 我恨透这个国家了
That's why we're moving to France. 那就是为什么我们要去法国
Hello? 你好?
Hey, doc. It's Frank Murdock. 嘿 医生 我是Frank Murdock
You left a message? 你给我留言了?
Yes, I did, Frank. 是的 Frank
Uh, I have some bad news. 呃 我这里有一些坏消息
Um, you don't have a brain tumor. 嗯 你没有得脑瘤
What? 什么?
You're not gonna die. 你不会死的
I don't understand. 我不明白
I mean, I saw the tumor. You showed it to me. 我是说 我看到了肿瘤 你给我看了
Yes, there was a tumor in an M.R.I., 是的 磁共振照片上确实有一个肿瘤
but that was Frank Burdock with a "b." 但那是Frank Burdock的检查结果
Not Frank Murdock with an "m." 不是Frank Murdock的
Wait. What is the bad news, then? 等下 那坏消息是什么?
Because this cocksucker Burdock is probably gonna sue me. 因为这个混蛋Burdock可能要起诉我
He's a real ballbuster. You know what I mean? 他可真是个操蛋的人 你明白我的意思吗?
But how come my head hurts all the time, then? 但为什么我的头一直疼呢?
I don't fucking know, Frank. 我他妈的怎么知道 Frank
I mean, maybe you sit too close to the computer. 我的意思是 也许你坐的离电脑太近了
Maybe you've got high blood pressure. 也有可能你有高血压
Maybe you don't exercise enough. 或许你运动的不够
Maybe it's too much Viagra, too much caffeine. 也许你伟哥吃多了 咖啡喝多了
What the fuck do I know? Hey, you're not gonna sue me, are you? 我怎么会知道? 嘿 你不会去起诉我吧 对吗?
Uh, no, no. I wouldn't do that, doc. 呃 不会 不会 我不会那样做的 医生
Well, that's a relief, Frank. 好 那就好 Frank
Well, hey, thanks for the good news, doc. 好吧 嘿 谢谢你的好消息 医生
I've got to go call that cocksucker Burdock now 我现在要打电话给那个混蛋Burdock
and tell him the bad news. You take care, Frank. 告诉他这个坏消息了 你保重 Frank
Let's sell the car and move to France. 我们把车卖了然后去法国吧
Really? 真的吗?
I think it would be tres magnifique. 我想这一定会非常精彩的
I know a lot of French. I know a lot of wines. 我会说很多法语 我知道很多法国葡萄酒
I know how to ask where the library is. 我知道怎么问图书馆在哪儿
I know how to bum a cigarette. 我知道怎样向别人要烟抽
I know Ooh-LA-LA. But that's about it. 我知道那个哦啦啦 别的就不行了
I know oui. What else could we need? 我会说法语的"是" 还需要别的吗?
Speaking of which, I have to wee. 说到"是" 我倒是要去"嘶嘶"了
Oh, snap. 哦 真及时
Hey, buddy. What's up with the girl? 嘿 伙计 那女孩怎么回事?
- Pardon? - I know she's not your daughter. - 你说什么? - 我知道她不是你的女儿
I can tell by the way she makes you smile. 从她让你微笑的样子就能看出来
She's my niece. 她是我的侄女
Yeah, I got a lot of nieces. 好吧 我有很多侄女
How much for a day? 多少钱一天?
I think you got the wrong idea, sir. 我想你是想错了 先生
Yeah, you stick to that story. 好吧 你继续编下去吧
I don't think I do. 我才不信
You have a good one. 祝你今天愉快
I know you're gonna have a good day. God bless. 我知道你今天会很愉快的 上帝保佑
Hey, don't use up all the hot water is time. 嘿 这次别把热水都用光了
I won't. 不会的
God, you'd better not be this uptight in France. 上帝啊 到了法国你可别这样紧张兮兮的
You don't have to shower in France. 在法国你可以不用洗澡了
We'd like to take this chance 我们要借这次
to thank everybody in our community 寻找Roxanne机会
and the media for helping us 来感谢我们社区的所有人
in our search for Roxanne. 和帮助我们的媒体
We pray that she's still alive 我们祈祷着她现在还活着
and that she makes it home to us. 还能回家和我们团聚
Roxanne, we miss you. Roxanne 我们想你
And we love you. 我们爱你
Anyone with any information... 请知道任何线索的...
God fucking damn it! 去他妈该死的!
You fuck. 你他妈的
Frank, is that you? Frank 是你吗?
What happened? 怎么回事?
- Your parents. - What? - 你父母 - 什么?
Yeah, I just saw them on the TV. 是的 我刚在电视上看到他们
You lied to me. 你骗了我
Well, would you have taken me along 那么 如果我告诉你我在一个
if I told you that I lived in a normal house 正常的家庭里长大
with a set of normal parents 父母虽然没有虐待我
who didn't abuse me, 但却从不试着理解我
but also didn't even try and understand me? 那你还会带着我一起走吗?
That every day in my normal life 如果告诉你我乏味的生命里
felt like a million years? 每一天都感觉是度日如年呢?
And that I spent all day every day 如果告诉你我的每一天都在
being told what to do and what to think 被比我愚蠢千百倍的人要求着
by people who I'm a million times smarter than, 怎么去做 怎么去思考
but since it's not polite to acknowledge that, 但又出于礼貌不愿点破
I just had to pretend to listen to? 而不得不假装听从呢?
That every single morning I just woke up 如果我告诉你我每天醒来
and wished that anything 都要期盼着能够
not normal would happen? 有不寻常的事发生呢?
Here are the keys to that car. 这是那辆车的钥匙
Well, where am I supposed to go? 好吧 那么我现在去哪儿?
I don't care. Go back to your parents. 不关我的事 回到你父母身边
Just stay out of my life. 从我眼前消失
I don't got time for you. 我可没有时间跟你耗
You're just like everybody else. 你和其他所有人一样
I don't got time for liars. 我没时间耗在骗子身上
Fuck you, Frank. You're just a pathetic, broken man! 去你妈的 Frank 你就是个可悲的烂人!
Cocksucker! 混蛋!
# I was running # # 我一直在奔跑 #
# I was running with the wolves # # 和狼群一起奔跑 #
# and I knew I was # # 我知道我已经 #
# caught # # 被抓住 #
# but I didn't know # # 但我不知道 #
# what I caught # # 我抓住了什么 #
# and I knew I was fast # # 我知道我速度很快 #
# but I wasn't fast enough... # # 但我还是不够快... #
And thankfully it has. 很感谢大家
It's so exciting. 这太让人激动了
We are concerned 我们现在关心的是
that the perpetrator is still out there, 罪犯还仍逍遥法外
but we couldn't be happier at this moment. 但没有比此时此刻更开心的事了
Everything that we've been through, 不管我们过去经历了什么
now we're reunited as a family. 现在我们一家人终于团聚了
We're planning a family vacation. 我们计划去一次家庭度假
We're going to Disneyland. 我们要去迪士尼乐园
# I knew I was fast # # 我知道我速度很快 #
# I wasn't fast enough. # # 但我还是不够快 #
You Frank? 你是Frank吗?
Frank, you didn't really tell me exactly what you were looking for Frank 你打电话时 没说清你到底想要什么
when you called, so I brought you kind of a gun pu-pu platter. 所以我带来了个各种枪的大拼盘
We got your .357 Magnum. 有.357的玛格南左轮
Nickel finish. Six-shot. 表面镀镍 6发子弹
Eight-inch barrel. 8寸长的枪管
.357 so you know it's got some punch to it. .357口径 所以你该知道它火力有多大
You put this to the back of some nigger's head, 如果把这枪对准在老黑的后脑勺
all you're gonna see is pink mist. 那你就只能看到粉红的血雾
No. Maybe not. Maybe not for you. 不 不对 也许不是你想要的
Old school. 老式样
Walther p38. 瓦尔特P38手枪
German, 9mm. 德国产 9毫米口径
Made during the second world war. 二战期间造的
I mean, who knows how to kill people better than the Germans, right? 我是说 有谁比德国人更了解该怎么杀人 不是吗?
You know it's got to be good. You're not a Jew, Frank, are you? 你知道这很好使 你不是犹太人吧 Frank 是吗?
I'm just asking 'cause, you know, I brought up a German gun. 我只是问问 因为我带了把德国枪
Um, okay. Hey, maybe... 呃 好吧 嗨 或许...
maybe you're looking for something that's a little bigger. 或许你是想找些更大点儿的家伙
A little more firepower. Let's see what we got 火力再强点 看看我带了这个
that may strike your fancy here. 估计会让你眼前一亮
Huh? 怎么样?
Is that a honey or what? 帅呆了吧?
Ak-47. 是Ak-47
When you absolutely, positively 如果你下定决心
have to waste every single motherfucker in the room. 要灭了在场的每一个人
Accept no substitution. 那就非它莫属了
I can see you like this. Definitely. 我可以看出你肯定喜欢这把枪
7.62 by 39. 7.62乘39的弹壳
It's an assault rifle, but it's still light. 这是把突击步枪 但仍然很轻
And talk about reliable, Frank, I could throw this off the roof. 而说到可靠性 Frank 我可以把它从房顶上扔下去
I could run this over with my car. 我可以用车子压过它
I could bury it in the dirt and dig it up and it will still fire. 我可以把它埋在土里 挖出来照样射击
That's how reliable that is. 它就是这么可靠
Best mass-produced combat weapon ever made. 史上最好的的量产作战武器
Look at this. That fits you. Look at this. You're friggin' Rambo, man. 看看你 多合适啊 看看你 你简直就是他妈的兰博再世
Look at that. Look. I love it. 看看它 听着 我爱死它了
You know what? You don't even have to aim this thing. 知道吗? 这玩意儿你都不用去瞄准
It's a spray-and-pray kind of weapon. 这东西就是用来扫射的
What's better than that, right? 还有什么比这更爽的 不是吗?
Now, the one thing is, this is not a cheap weapon. 不过 唯一要告诉你的是 这玩意儿可不便宜
This is an assault rifle. So we're looking around two grand for this. 这可是把突击步枪 所以我要卖2000美元
So I don't know if that's in your budget. 我不知道你的预算够不够
But what I will do, I got three fully loaded 30-round mags 不过 我这里有3个满装30发子弹的弹匣
in here that I will throw in for that $2,000. 2000美元一起卖给你
That's a steal for a weapon of that quality. 这么好的枪这可是便宜价了
Now, this something you can afford? 那么 这个你买得起吗?
Yeah. I want the case, too. 好的 盒子我也要了
Hey, great. You know what? 喂 太好了 知道吗?
Is there anything else I can get you while we're talking about the gun? 我们在聊枪的时候 还有什么别的你需要的吗?
Blow? Meth? 可卡因? 冰毒?
# I will take all that they hand me down # # 他们宣布的结果 我全盘接受 #
# and make out a smile, though I wear a frown # # 皱着眉头 却仍要微笑 #
# and I'm not gonna take it all lying down # # 但我不想就此屈从 #
# 'cause once I get started, I go to town # # 因为我一旦开始 就要进城去了 #
# 'cause I'm not like everybody else # # 因为我和别人不同 #
# no, no # # 不 不 #
# I'm not like everybody else # # 我与众不同 #
# and I don't want to live my life # # 我不想和别人 #
# like everybody else # # 过一样的生活 #
# and I don't want to be destroyed like everybody else # # 我不想和别人一样被消灭 #
# and I don't want to get a job like everybody else # # 我不想和别人一样地工作 #
# 'cause I'm not like everybody else # # 因为我与众不同 #
Sing it, what are you? 大声唱出来 你们是?
# I'm not like everybody else... # # 我与众不同... #
# God, if you know that I love you true # # 老天啊 如果你知道我真心爱你 #
# and I'll do anything that you want me to # # 我会为你做任何事 #
# I'll even confess all my sins # # 我会如你所愿 #
# like you want me to # # 向你忏悔我的一切罪恶 #
# but there one thing that I can't do for you # # 但只有一件事 我不能听你的 #
# 'cause I'm not like everybody else # # 因为我与众不同 #
# what did I say? # # 我说了什么? #
# I'm not like everybody else # # 我与众不同 #
# how did I say it? # # 我怎么说的? #
# I'm not like everybody else # # 我与众不同 #
# one more time # # 再说一遍 #
# I'm not like everybody else # # 我与众不同 #
# like everybody else # # 和别人一样 #
# and I don't want to live my life like everybody else # # 我不想和别人过一样的生活 #
# and I don't want to be destroyed # # 我不想和别人一样地 #
# like everybody else # # 被消灭 #
# and I don't want to get a job # # 我不想和别人一样地 #
# like everybody else # # 工作 #
# 'cause I'm not like everybody else # # 因为我我与众不同 #
# what did I say? # # 我说了什么? #
# Like everybody else # # 和别人一样 #
# everybody else # # 和别人一样 #
# everybody else. # # 和别人一样 #
Live, "American superstarz" finale. 直播"美国巨星"总决赛
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for. 女士们先生们 这一刻 我们翘首以盼
Welcome to the stage, my man, Steven Clark. 欢迎回来 我的好伙计 Steven Clark
# Do you know where you're going to? # # 你知不知道 你要去哪里? #
# Do you like the things # # 你喜不喜欢 #
# Do you know where you're going to? # # 你知不知道 你要去哪里? #
# Do you like the things # # 你热爱生活 #
# that life is showing you? # # 给予你的一切吗? #
Yeah. Yeah, please. 好的 好的 求你了
Just go around. 出去转转
Look at me. 看着我
I've killed many people. 我杀过很多人了
I'll kill you, too. 我也会杀了你的
The question is, do you want to die for this shitty television show? 问题是 你是否想为了这狗屎节目而牺牲?
Hey, man, I'm just trying to make a living here. 嗨 兄弟 我只是赚钱糊口而已
I don't even watch the show. 我连节目都不看的
That's the right answer. 回答正确
I'll give you five. 我给你5秒
One, two, 一 二
three, four. 三 四
# Do you know? # # 你知不知道? #
# Yeah, do you know? # # 哦 你知不知道? #
# Do you know? # # 你知不知道? #
# Know, do you know? Do you know? # # 你知不知道? 你知不知道? #
Yeah! 耶
# Do you know? Do you know? # # 你知不知道? 你知不知道? #
# All my ladies, do you know? # # 美女们 你们知不知道? #
In other news, Lindsay Lohan 在另一些报道中 琳赛·洛翰
maintains that she is still sober and happy. 坚称她仍然非常冷静 也很开心
Yeah, right. 是的 没错
But she does look great in that new jewelry, right? 但她戴着那新买的珠宝 看起来真是不错 不是吗?
Oh, and speaking of the Hollywood wildlife, 哦 说起好莱坞的野生动物们
is that sasquatch by the marquee pool? 大篷泳池边上站的那是大脚怪吗?
Oh, no, it's Robin Williams. 哦 不 那是罗宾·威廉姆斯
Oh, God, run! Everybody run! 哦 天呐 快跑! 大家快跑!
Yeah, all my people 耶 各位亲们
put your hands in the air. 举起手来
Now wave it like you care. 热情地挥舞吧
Yeah! 耶!
# Do you know? # # 你知不知道? #
# Yeah! Do you know? # # 你知不知道? #
Yeah! 耶!
When I say do, you say know. 我说"是" 你们说"知道"
- Do! Do! - Know! Know! - 是! 是! - 知道! 知道!
Do you know? 你知不知道?
Hey, man, you can't be there. 嗨 兄弟 你不能呆在那儿
# Do you know? # # 你知不知道? #
Hey, are you deaf? 喂 你聋了吗?
# Do you like? Do you know # # 你喜欢吗? 你知不知道 #
# where are you going to? # # 你要去哪里? #
# Do you like the things that life is showing you? # # 你热爱生活给予你的一切吗 #
# Where are you going to? # # 你要去哪里? #
# Do you know? # # 你知不知道? #
Oh, yeah, yeah! 哦 耶 耶!
Dancing time. Yeah! 该跳舞了 耶!
- Boo! - Get off the stage. - 嘘! - 从台上给我滚下来
- You suck! - You suck! - 糟透了! - 糟透了!
You suck! Boo! 糟透了! 嘘!
# Do you know where you're going to? # # 你知不知道旅途的终点在哪里? #
Nobody move! 都不许动!
Sit down! 趴下!
I said nobody move! 我说了都不许动!
Next time anybody moves, 下一次还有谁再敢动一下
I'm bringing the roof down. 我就炸翻这房顶
Can I go? 我能走了吗?
No, stay here, Steven. 不 呆着别动 Steven
Get up. 起来
- I said get up. - You're kidding me, right? - 我说了 起来 - 你是在开玩笑吧 是吗?
You two, get up here. 你们两个 站过来
Oh, sir, please. Please. 哦 先生 求你了 求你了
You don't want to do this. 你不想这么做的
How do you know what I want to do? 你怎么知道我想做什么?
Just take it easy. 放松点
Yeah, come on. Both of you get up here. 快点 两个人都上来
Freeze, officer. 站住 警官
I'll put a bullet right in her head. 你一动我立马一枪毙了她
So you think Steven's funny, huh? 你是不是觉得Steven很好笑 嗯?
I saw you laughing, so I'm gonna ask you again, 我看到你笑了 所以我再问你一遍
you think he's funny? 你是不是觉得他很好笑?
Yes. 是的
Why don't you dance? 你怎么不跳一个?
Come on, play the song. 来 放音乐
Come on, dance. 快点 跳啊
I said dance, come on. 我说了 快点
And sing. 一边唱
Sing it. 唱出来
# Do you know... # # 你知不知道... #
You, too. You used to sing. 你也是 你以前不是歌手么
# Showing you # # 给予你的一切 #
# where are you going to? # # 旅途的终点在哪儿? #
And you all boo and laugh like you were. 你们都像刚才那样喝着倒彩取笑他
Come on, louder than that. 快 再响一点
Frank! 9:00! Frank! 九点钟方向!
What the hell was that? 这他妈的是搞什么?
Try anything stupid again 要是再敢做蠢事
and I swear I will bring the roof in. 我发誓我就炸翻房顶
What are you doing here? 你到这儿来干什么?
I'm sorry I lied to you, Frank. 对不起 我骗了你 Frank
What do you want? 你想要什么?
I want you to put your guns down. 我要你把枪放下
You know we can't do that. 你知道我们不能这么做
I'm gonna keep shooting judges until you do. 那我就继续射击评委 直到你们放下武器
That wasn't a policeman that came up behind you. 刚才后面的那个不是警察
That was a security guard acting on his own. 是一个擅自行动的保安
So just calm down. Would you tell me who you are? 所以冷静一下 能不能告诉我你是谁?
Who I am? 我是谁?
Sure. 没问题
Is that thing on? 摄像机还开着吗?
My name is Frank. 我叫Frank
But that's not important. 但这无关紧要
The important question is, 重要的是
who are you? 你是谁?
America... 美国...
has become a cruel and vicious place. 已经沦落为一个残忍而邪恶的地方
We reward the shallowest, 我们奖励那些最浮浅的
the dumbest, the meanest, 最愚蠢的 最刻薄的
and the loudest. 最嘈杂的人
We no longer have any common sense of decency. 我们已丧失了任何礼仪的常识
No sense of shame. 我们恬不知耻
There's no right and wrong. 我们没有是非之分
The worst qualities in people 人类最糟糕的品质
are looked up to and celebrated. 却得到推崇和赞扬
Lying and spreading fear are fine 只要能够赚到钱
as long as you make money doing it. 任何欺骗与传播恐惧的行为都可以去做
We've become a nation 我们已经沦落为一个
of slogan-saying, bile-spewing 满嘴口号 口吐恶言的
hate mongers. 仇恨散布之国
We've lost our kindness. 我们丧失了我们的仁慈
We've lost our soul. 我们丧失了我们的灵魂
What have we become 当我们把社会上
when we take the weakest in our society 那些弱者推上前台 受尽嘲笑
and we hold them up to be ridiculed 以满足我们的娱乐消遣的时候
and laughed at for our sport and entertainment? 我们自己都变成了什么呢?
Laughed at to the point 取笑他们
where they would literally rather kill themselves 直到逼得他们宁可自杀
than live with us anymore? 也不愿忍受我们吗?
- Frank? - Yes, Steven? - Frank啊? - 什么事 Steven?
I didn't try to kill myself 我不是因为大家取笑我
because people were making fun of me. 而想要去自杀的
I tried to kill myself because 我想要自杀是因为
they weren't gonna put me on TV anymore. 他们不会再让我上电视了
You are a pretty girl. 你是个漂亮的女孩儿
Thank you, Frank. 谢谢你 Frank
# If there's a tear on my face # # 如果我脸上有颗泪珠 #
# it makes me shiver to the bone # # 这会令我颤抖不已 #
# it shakes me, babe # # 这让我颤抖 亲爱的 #
# it's just a heartache # # 只是一阵头疼 #
# get caught in my eye # # 迷进了我的眼睛 #
# and you know # # 你知道的 #
# I never cry # # 我从不会哭泣 #
# sometimes I drink more than I need # # 有时我会喝得太多 #
上帝保佑美国
# until the TV's dead and gone # # 喝到电视台节目全部放完 #
# I may be lonely # # 也许我很寂寞 #
# but I'm never alone # # 但我从不孤单 #
# and the night # # 虽然 #
# may pass me by # # 长夜难耐 #
# but I'll never cry # # 但我从不会哭泣 #
# take away # # 带走吧 #
# take away my eyes # # 带走我的双眼 #
# sometimes I'd rather be blind # # 有时我宁愿眼前一片漆黑 #
# break a heart # # 伤透一颗心 #
# break a heart of stone # # 伤透了一副铁石心肠 #
# open it up # # 切开也好 #
# but don't you leave it alone # # 但请不要置之不理 #
# 'cause that's all I got to give you # # 因为这是我能给你的一切 #
# believe me, babe # # 相信我 亲爱的 #
# it ain't been used # # 它还没被用过 #
# my heart's a virgin # # 我的心还是位处女 #
# it ain't never been tried # # 它还从未被试过 #
# and you know # # 你知道的 #
# I'll never cry # # 我从不会哭泣 #
# and you know # # 你知道的 #
# I'll never cry # # 我从不会哭泣 #
# well, you know, you know, you know # # 哦 你知道的 你知道的 你知道的 #
# you know that I'll never cry # # 你知道的 我从不会哭泣 #
# I'll never cry # # 我从不会哭泣 #
# break a heart # # 伤透一颗心 #
# break a heart of stone # # 伤透了一副铁石心肠 #
# open it up # # 切开也好 #
# but don't you leave it alone # # 但请不要置之不理 #
# 'cause that's all I got # # 因为这是我 #
# to give to you # # 能给你的全部 #
# believe me, babe # # 请相信我 亲爱的 #
# it ain't been used # # 它还没被用过 #
# my heart's a virgin # # 我的心还是位处女 #
# it ain't never been tried # # 它还从未被试过 #
# and you know # # 你知道的 #
# I'll never cry # # 我从不会哭泣 #
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